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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2018, 08:18:41 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on August 30, 2018, 09:14:54 PM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on August 30, 2018, 08:54:13 PM
I already got the basics.

When everyone stands up and cheers, that means something exciting is happening. If someone is running with the ball and the cheering keeps getting louder, that means running with the ball is good.

When everyone groans that means something bad just happened.

That's pretty much all you need to know to enjoy the game.

It's like cricket, the basics only seem basic when you've grown up with the game.

That sounds like most hot dates who just want to land herself a regular guy and will do whatever it takes to bag one.

"Oh! everyone is cheering, say YAY!"

:LMAO:

MOSW is even worse than Leonard watching his first Huskers game on TBBT.

« Last Edit: September 01, 2018, 08:22:17 PM by Teh Ducks! »
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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2018, 04:52:30 PM »
It was actually worse than that. Imagine if Penny and Leonard had all the same attributes as in the show except tha Penny was also a lot more intelligent and better educated than Leonard. No wonder my version of Penny went and married a rich banker.

In my defence I do understand the rules and the basics of all the major sports played in my own country. I'm just not all that interested in most of them.
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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2018, 09:04:30 PM »
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on September 02, 2018, 04:52:30 PM
It was actually worse than that.

Is there an echo in here?? It's almost as if I just said that.   ::)

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Imagine if Penny and Leonard had all the same attributes as in the show except tha Penny was also a lot more intelligent and better educated than Leonard. No wonder my version of Penny went and married a rich banker.

 :hahaha:

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In my defence I do understand the rules and the basics of all the major sports played in my own country. I'm just not all that interested in most of them.

Swing and a miss!!!   :facepalm2:
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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2018, 09:09:52 PM »
^I'm quite proud that I got the golf analogy. That's the sport where you hit the little ball with the long stick and try to get the little ball in the hold.
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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2018, 11:09:33 PM »
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on September 02, 2018, 09:09:52 PM
^I'm quite proud that I got the golf analogy. That's the sport where you hit the little ball with the long stick and try to get the little ball in the hold.

It's an infuriating sport.
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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2018, 12:07:59 AM »
Quote from: odeon on September 03, 2018, 11:09:33 PM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on September 02, 2018, 09:09:52 PM
^I'm quite proud that I got the golf analogy. That's the sport where you hit the little ball with the long stick and try to get the little ball in the hold.

It's an infuriating sport.

I have played golf, a long time ago. I am okay at putting but not so good at the larger movements. I don't have the gross motor skills.
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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2018, 11:10:11 AM »
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on September 04, 2018, 12:07:59 AM
Quote from: odeon on September 03, 2018, 11:09:33 PM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on September 02, 2018, 09:09:52 PM
^I'm quite proud that I got the golf analogy. That's the sport where you hit the little ball with the long stick and try to get the little ball in the hold.

It's an infuriating sport.

I have played golf, a long time ago. I am okay at putting but not so good at the larger movements. I don't have the gross motor skills.

I play every now and then. My motor skills are fairly rubbish but like you, I am a decent putter.
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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2018, 07:51:10 PM »
My stepdad is 76 and still plays golf four or five times a week. My mum likes that because she gets a fair bit of alone time.
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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2018, 03:18:11 PM »
After a shaky start of 1st quarter, the Ducks easily put away Bowling Green U. Final score 58-24

https://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/index.ssf/2018/09/oregon_ducks_football_bowling.html

GO DUCKS!!!

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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2018, 03:24:31 PM »
In related news, the Traitor Taggart (PTUI!, one must always spit when mentioning the traitors name) got his just deserts as his FSU Seminoles got stomped by Virginia Tech, 24-3.   :hahaha:

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/florida-state-vs-virginia-tech-score-no-20-hokies-cruise-past-sloppy-no-19-seminoles/
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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2018, 03:45:21 PM »
Quote from: Teh Ducks! on September 07, 2018, 03:24:31 PM
In related news, the Traitor Taggart (PTUI!, one must always spit when mentioning the traitors name) got his just deserts as his FSU Seminoles got stomped by Virginia Tech, 24-3.   :hahaha:

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/florida-state-vs-virginia-tech-score-no-20-hokies-cruise-past-sloppy-no-19-seminoles/
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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2018, 05:52:29 AM »
The most popular sports teams in the US, state by state, are college football teams.

Number of states won: NCAA football (19), NFL (13), MLB (10), NCAA men's basketball (4), NBA (2), NCAA women's basketball (1), NHL (1)

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/more-sports/picking-every-state’s-most-popular-sports-team/ss-BBMCOIn?ocid=spartanntp
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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2018, 07:31:24 PM »
Well, the Ducks are now 3-0 and ranked #20 in the nation.

However, tomorrow they play #9 ranked Stanford.

Luckily, they get to play at home but chances are they are going to get creamed.

I guess if they lose by less than 21 points you can call that a victory??   :dunno:
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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2018, 07:35:45 PM »
Not to mention that we lost a good wide receiver because he was ARRESTED FOR A HOME INVASION ROBBERY!!   :o   :o   :o

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018/09/21/former-oregon-ducks-football-player-charged-norwalk-home-invasion/
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Re: 2018 College Football Thread.
« Reply #29 on: September 24, 2018, 02:07:40 PM »
Godmotherfuckingdamnit!!!   :tantrum:

The Ducks had the Cardinal beat then they pissed away their lead last minute and let it go into overtime.

They lost 38-31 despite having outplayed the Cardinal for the whole game.

The Ducks put up 500 yards of offense vs Stanford's 380.   :grrr:
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