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Offline Genesis

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Re: Ranting for the sake of ranting.
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2018, 05:17:48 PM »
Quote from: Go Piss Up A Rope on January 04, 2018, 03:10:37 PM
Quote from: Genesis on December 21, 2017, 11:43:13 PM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on December 16, 2017, 12:55:05 AM
When you say "save it for the right lady" I hope you don't mean in a bucket under the bed.

But seriously, it can be just as much fun with the wrong lady. You'll do good when the time comes.

My friend tried playing matchmaker on me... her mother's Filipino housekeeper from Hong Kong tried playing Matchmaker on me.

Word to the wise ladies.... I'm not ready yet!

To quote Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Someday Never Cums".   ;)

Go find a fat drunk slut, find the middle most fold between her legs and hump it until you blow a load.

Sex is overrated, just get your first time over with and then you will enjoy it later.

So it begins -_-
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Re: Ranting for the sake of ranting.
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2018, 06:07:35 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on December 16, 2017, 12:05:32 AM
My friend asked me if I had gotten laid yet. What kind of fucking question is that!?! I haven't gotten laid because of the Protestant Guilt regarding physical SEX! Yes I want to save it for the right lady, yet who exactly is the right lady anyways? -_-

Meh


Mayhaps your friend is a virgin hunter?
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Re: Ranting for the sake of ranting.
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2018, 07:31:53 PM »
Quote from: Calandale on January 04, 2018, 06:07:35 PM
Quote from: Genesis on December 16, 2017, 12:05:32 AM
My friend asked me if I had gotten laid yet. What kind of fucking question is that!?! I haven't gotten laid because of the Protestant Guilt regarding physical SEX! Yes I want to save it for the right lady, yet who exactly is the right lady anyways? -_-

Meh


Mayhaps your friend is a virgin hunter?

She just might be....
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Re: Ranting for the sake of ranting.
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2018, 09:43:46 PM »
In other words I made it to 4,000!
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Re: Ranting for the sake of ranting.
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2018, 04:41:39 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on January 18, 2018, 09:43:46 PM
In other words I made it to 4,000!
Congratulations.
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