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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #36 on: October 12, 2017, 10:49:19 AM »
  "Please pass the tapioca."  :angel:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #37 on: October 12, 2017, 11:11:43 AM »
'Mmmmffffffghhh'
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #38 on: October 12, 2017, 11:15:23 AM »
No talking with your mouth full
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #39 on: October 12, 2017, 12:46:56 PM »
Not so much something SAID, as such..But I really get a strong mental image of something me and the older of my two ex fiancees once did with pepperint oil....                                                                                                                                                                                                           
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