Author Topic: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.  (Read 441 times)

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Say when.
Ever got that feeling that you're trying to teach a dog a card trick?

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Do I taste ginger?  :zoinks:
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I can't talk with my mouth full. :zoinks:
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I'm so glad you came.  :zoinks:
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*Cough cough* Gosh, that went down the wrong way!
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It's an acquired taste.  :zoinks:
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Ooh, you squirted that in my eye!
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Chris! Mind where you point that thing!
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Don't feed that sausage to the dog!
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Hurry up before it gets cold.  :zoinks:
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White or dark meat?


(very politically incorrect, but possibly heard at an interracial orgy.)
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Try it, you might like it.  :zoinks:
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It's always been a dream of many men and women that one day, humanity will live in harmony. Despite differences of race, gender, sexuality, disability, religion, nationality and whatnot humanity will live side by side....

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Let's invite others the next time. :zoinks:
To me it looks like you're saying that banning bombs didn't stop bombs going off therefore there is no point to gun control because it's a mental health issue. 

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That was yummy I think I'll have another serving :oral:
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