Author Topic: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.  (Read 354 times)

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Offline FourAceDeal

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Say when.

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Do I taste ginger?  :zoinks:
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I can't talk with my mouth full. :zoinks:
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I'm so glad you came.  :zoinks:
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*Cough cough* Gosh, that went down the wrong way!
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It's an acquired taste.  :zoinks:
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Ooh, you squirted that in my eye!
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Chris! Mind where you point that thing!
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Don't feed that sausage to the dog!
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Hurry up before it gets cold.  :zoinks:
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White or dark meat?


(very politically incorrect, but possibly heard at an interracial orgy.)
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Try it, you might like it.  :zoinks:
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Let's invite others the next time. :zoinks:
I know, I know, it's just that I don't know what should be there. :GA:
Could put some awesome Jack quote in there.

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That was yummy I think I'll have another serving :oral:
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