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Inspired by PMSElle.   :thumbup:  Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.




I'm full.  :zoinks:
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That was delicious.
People just like to think they can know who the monsters are, but they can't.

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Stop complaining and eat it.  :zoinks:
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Would you like whipped cream with that?

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Are you sure the weiner is kosher?



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I wonder what's for dessert.
I know, I know, it's just that I don't know what should be there. :GA:
Could put some awesome Jack quote in there.

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Are you sure the weiner is kosher?



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Are you going to eat that?
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Would you like some seasoning?
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I don't usually cater for this many people.
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Go wash up first.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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'buon appetito'
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May I be excused?

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I grew these myself.  :zoinks:
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I'm allergic to nuts.  :zoinks:
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