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Offline awiddershinlife

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Near-death experiences
« on: May 21, 2017, 03:13:44 PM »
...anybody have near-death experiences to share?
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2017, 03:35:48 PM »
I nearly drowned in a community pool once when I was a teenager.

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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2017, 03:53:11 PM »
...anybody have near-death experiences to share?
Do you?

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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2017, 12:25:25 PM »
I was out of coffee one morning.
I know, I know, it's just that I don't know what should be there. :GA:
Could put some awesome Jack quote in there.

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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2017, 01:35:08 PM »
Curious about that kind of stuff...but nope.

Unless you count the calm that comes when you get close enough to almost touch it.


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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2017, 09:13:18 PM »
Curious about that kind of stuff...but nope.

Unless you count the calm that comes when you get close enough to almost touch it.

I was very calm each time.
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2017, 09:14:28 PM »
I nearly drowned in a community pool once when I was a teenager.

Were you saved or did you save yourself?
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2017, 09:16:12 PM »
...anybody have near-death experiences to share?
Do you?

Yeah, but I have one more crazy week of work before summer break. I will post then. I am too exhausted right now
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2017, 09:17:09 PM »
I was born dead.  The nurse exclaimed, "Oh my G-D!  The baby's black."  My mother thought that was odd since she'd had sex with her husband, who was white.
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2017, 09:22:58 PM »
I once smoked rollups made from discarded fag ends I found in the garden because I ran out of cigarettes and all the shops were shut.
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2017, 09:36:48 PM »
...anybody have near-death experiences to share?
Do you?

Yeah, but I have one more crazy week of work before summer break. I will post then. I am too exhausted right now
Okay, will post mine then too.

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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2017, 02:28:34 AM »
I have had ECT and apparently the brain flatlines on the EEG when they (the doctor) induce the seizure. In my experience, there was nothing there and I didn't have an OBE or anything like that. There was nothing and then I would wake up with a big headache.
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2017, 06:18:15 AM »
I was out of coffee one morning.

That's amazing. How did you manage to pull through? What was the experience like? :popcorn:
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2017, 06:37:36 AM »
I knew someone whose dad temporarily was dead and he found himself floating around the top of the hospital room watching those operating on him.
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Re: Near-death experiences
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2017, 12:13:56 PM »
I was out of coffee one morning.

That's amazing. How did you manage to pull through? What was the experience like? :popcorn:

The world was black and full of hate. Think WW3 on steroids.
I know, I know, it's just that I don't know what should be there. :GA:
Could put some awesome Jack quote in there.