Three word story

[Fun With Matches]

Create a story, keeping the original text and adding three words at a time. Make it as crazy or naughty as you like. Here we go:

There once was

[Fun With Matches]

There once was a man who

[Queen Victoria]

There once was a man who
 
fucked me forever.

[Pyraxis]

There once was a man who fucked me forever. The problem was

[Jack]

There once was a man who fucked me forever. The problem was he had no

[Genesis]

There once was a man who fucked me forever. The problem was he had no confidence with

[Fun With Matches]

There once was a man who fucked me forever. The problem was he had no confidence with telling women how

[Queen Victoria]

There once was a man who fucked me forever. The problem was he had no confidence with telling women how

to cook liver.

[Pyraxis]

There once was a man who fucked me forever. The problem was he had no confidence with telling women how to cook liver.

One time he

[Jack]

There once was a man who fucked me forever. The problem was he had no confidence with telling women how to cook liver.

One time he had the audacity

['andersom']

There once was a man who fucked me forever. The problem was he had no confidence with telling women how to cook liver.

One time he had the audacity to add cherries

[odeon]

There once was a man who fucked me forever. The problem was he had no confidence with telling women how to cook liver.

One time he had the audacity to add cherries to the liver.

[Fun With Matches]

There once was a man who fucked me forever. The problem was he had no confidence with telling women how to cook liver.

One time he had the audacity to add cherries to the liver. He was horny

[Queen Victoria]

There once was a man who fucked me forever. The problem was he had no confidence with telling women how to cook liver.

One time he had the audacity to add cherries to the liver. He was horny

and very musical

[Fun With Matches]

There once was a man who fucked me forever. The problem was he had no confidence with telling women how to cook liver.

One time he had the audacity to add cherries to the liver. He was horny and very musical playing his instrument