Author Topic: I make more money than a Lawyer does!!  (Read 259 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Yuri Bezmenov

  • Drunk-assed squadron leader
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6663
  • Karma: 0
  • Communist propaganda is demoralizing the West.
I make more money than a Lawyer does!!
« on: February 03, 2017, 11:35:14 PM »
Hoobert's law firm brought in a grand total of $57,873 last year... with employees to pay out of that.  :LMAO:

I can put in 45 hours a week a work and clear that, without the need to go to law school.  :hahaha:

Offline Charlotte Quin

  • Abbess from the Abyss
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5134
  • Karma: 421
  • Gender: Female
Re: I make more money than a Lawyer does!!
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2017, 05:21:41 AM »
Where did you find this info??

I also make more money than a lawyer does (well, gross salary anyway) :P


Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53574
  • Karma: 2714
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: I make more money than a Lawyer does!!
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2017, 06:52:41 AM »
  He will pick up momentum.  But if it makes you happy to be "ahead" for the moment, party on.  :tard:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline MLA

  • Elitest Aspie of the Aspie Elite
  • Modulator
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2838
  • Karma: 192
  • Gender: Male
  • The internet isn't a library, it's a stage.
Re: I make more money than a Lawyer does!!
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2017, 09:47:06 AM »
I don't know where you get your information, but in this case I'm pretty sure it's made up entirely.  My "law firm" didnt exist until June of last year and hasn't filed taxes or issued an income statement yet.  There is literally nobody who knows exactly what the net income was on the last six months of 2016  yet, including myself.  It's just not baked yet.  If your number was correct, and I really did earn 60k between June and December, it wouldn't be all that bad.  I have zero overhead and no employees.  But no, your number and your assumptions are incorrect.

And even if they were, making equivalent money working for an employer and working for yourself are very different things. My hard work doesn't earn profits for someone else, just for me.

Offline Yuri Bezmenov

  • Drunk-assed squadron leader
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6663
  • Karma: 0
  • Communist propaganda is demoralizing the West.
Re: I make more money than a Lawyer does!!
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2017, 12:21:40 PM »
I don't know where you get your information, but in this case I'm pretty sure it's made up entirely. 

It's posted on the internet.

Quote
And even if they were, making equivalent money working for an employer and working for yourself are very different things. My hard work doesn't earn profits for someone else, just for me.

An entirely moot point, it all spends the same. I'd expect a better argument from a lawyer, but you're just showing why you make so little money at it.  :hahaha:

Offline MLA

  • Elitest Aspie of the Aspie Elite
  • Modulator
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2838
  • Karma: 192
  • Gender: Male
  • The internet isn't a library, it's a stage.
Re: I make more money than a Lawyer does!!
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2017, 01:01:50 PM »
A number that doesn't yet exist is posted on the internet.  That makes a lot of sense. Is there a fan club you belong to?