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Offline Trigger 11

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Condoms Suck
« on: November 05, 2016, 01:48:25 PM »
You heard me.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2016, 03:14:39 PM »
Quit being a downer and find something positive.  :hahaha:  I'm assuming that means you got some.  :zoinks:
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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2016, 03:47:50 PM »
Of course I didn't GET any! I just was reminiscing about when I did and the couple of times I used those things. They suck. I'd rather wait until the relationship is exclusive and deep and thus trusting.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2016, 04:04:35 PM by Trigger 11 »
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2016, 07:04:19 PM »
Yes they do.
I don't want to hear it. Save your complaints to Odeon. Yes, we had decided to drop hostilities. No, I didnt expect that Odeon would do other than start shit again like he always does
You're not going to stick to "a handful people", are you? That would be stupid.
Damned if I won't respond.
So it's on again & you can lay the blame squarely at his feet. Little passive-aggressive bitch

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2016, 07:12:03 AM »
My heart bleeds for both of you.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2016, 07:54:34 AM »
My heart bleeds for both of you.

Mine too.

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2016, 04:06:52 PM »
Rhythm method works just fine. And if you aren't promiscuous and happen to be in a long term, monogamous relationship then you shouldn't need them. I'm clean...not that it will ever matter.
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2016, 06:28:37 AM »
Rhythm method works just fine.
Catholics have been doing that for years.  Average size of a catholic family should tell you how well that ends up working in practice.

Also:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar-based_contraceptive_methods#Failure_rate

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And if you aren't promiscuous and happen to be in a long term, monogamous relationship then you shouldn't need them. I'm clean...not that it will ever matter.
Being in a long-term monogamous relationship renders the "promiscuous" part moot.  Previous behavior rolls more dice, but what ultimately matters is what you did or didn't catch before you got with your current partner, and what they did or didn't catch.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2016, 06:36:50 AM »
My heart bleeds for both of you.

Meh, I have almost forgotten what they were like it has been that long ago. Almost.
I don't want to hear it. Save your complaints to Odeon. Yes, we had decided to drop hostilities. No, I didnt expect that Odeon would do other than start shit again like he always does
You're not going to stick to "a handful people", are you? That would be stupid.
Damned if I won't respond.
So it's on again & you can lay the blame squarely at his feet. Little passive-aggressive bitch

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2016, 06:41:10 AM »

Being in a long-term monogamous relationship renders the "promiscuous" part moot.  Previous behavior rolls more dice, but what ultimately matters is what you did or didn't catch before you got with your current partner, and what they did or didn't catch.

Then there are liars...

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2016, 06:44:01 AM »
Rhythm method works just fine.
Catholics have been doing that for years.  Average size of a catholic family should tell you how well that ends up working in practice.

Also:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar-based_contraceptive_methods#Failure_rate

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2016, 07:13:16 AM »
Lol...rhythm method only somewhat works if you have "regular" cycles.

I have never been regular about anything.

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2016, 08:28:01 AM »

Being in a long-term monogamous relationship renders the "promiscuous" part moot.  Previous behavior rolls more dice, but what ultimately matters is what you did or didn't catch before you got with your current partner, and what they did or didn't catch.

Then there are liars...
That's not only "promiscuous" people though.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2016, 09:08:01 AM »
Lol...rhythm method only somewhat works if you have "regular" cycles.

I have never been regular about anything.

What's this regular you talk about?
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Re: Condoms Suck
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2016, 09:09:04 AM »
"Condoms Suck"

First thought this topic was about a new sex-toy for men.
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