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Penis in the sky
« on: November 17, 2017, 12:29:16 PM »


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U.S. Navy officials have issued a statement acknowledging that one of its aircraft was used in the drawing of male genitalia in the sky over a county in Washington state.

Officials at the Naval Air Station Whidbey Island in northwest Washington told KREM 2 that one of their aircraft was used in the skywriting.

"The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable,” the officials said in a statement.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/360874-navy-acknowledges-pilot-drew-male-genitalia-in-the-sky#.Wg8bHFbIUVY.twitter

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Re: Penis in the sky
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2017, 01:56:44 PM »
It's got to be a statement of some kind. :LMAO:
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Re: Penis in the sky
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2017, 09:54:19 PM »
No value? I think it's priceless.  :zoinks:
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Re: Penis in the sky
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2017, 03:47:25 AM »
  I think it's meant to be the hat from the Arby's sign.  :M :angel:

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Re: Penis in the sky
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2017, 04:50:44 AM »
Yeah, you must be right. Some people have dirty minds. :P
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Re: Penis in the sky
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2017, 05:00:39 AM »
Quote from: odeon on November 18, 2017, 04:50:44 AM
Yeah, you must be right. Some people have dirty minds. :P

  They should be ashamed of themselves.  :M :angel:
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Re: Penis in the sky
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2017, 05:05:36 AM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on November 18, 2017, 05:00:39 AM
Quote from: odeon on November 18, 2017, 04:50:44 AM
Yeah, you must be right. Some people have dirty minds. :P

  They should be ashamed of themselves.  :M :angel:

They should repent. :christ:
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Re: Penis in the sky
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2017, 06:41:57 AM »
That bottom part is clearly the  symbol for infinity. If anybody's balls look like that, they should make an urgent appointment with their doctor.

So, having decoded that much, I think I can I can confidently say that the pilot was intersecting with infinity up there , and sharing the good news with we earthbound folk in mathspeak.   :M

They're gonna have a hard time proving that's a penis, if it matters  >:D. Shame on them for corrupting innocent minds.
« Last Edit: November 18, 2017, 06:43:29 AM by Walkie »
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Re: Penis in the sky
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2017, 06:51:56 AM »
Oh! Alternatively, the pilot might have been paying homage to one of our famous Olde English landmarks (he still got the balls wrong though)



Coincidentally, I noticed a news story attached to this particular photo, saying that the old guy had been censored, in one publication, to avoid offending  American audiences!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11591904/Giant-chalk-hillside-figure-in-Cerne-Abbas-censored-for-American-audience.html
« Last Edit: November 18, 2017, 07:12:50 AM by Walkie »
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Re: Penis in the sky
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2017, 09:18:48 AM »
They never write anything cool in the sky over rural Pa.  :(

There is a nice empty field on the other hillside though.  >:D
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Re: Penis in the sky
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2017, 09:38:26 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on November 18, 2017, 09:18:48 AM
They never write anything cool in the sky over rural Pa.  :(

There is a nice empty field on the other hillside though.  >:D

  Does that empty field need to be mowed by a concerned citizen?  >:D


   Step up and be the hero your city needs!  :captainobvious:
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Re: Penis in the sky
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2017, 09:43:56 AM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on November 18, 2017, 09:38:26 AM
Quote from: Icequeen on November 18, 2017, 09:18:48 AM
They never write anything cool in the sky over rural Pa.  :(

There is a nice empty field on the other hillside though.  >:D

  Does that empty field need to be mowed by a concerned citizen?  >:D


   Step up and be the hero your city needs!  :captainobvious:

Yayy! Go for it, IQ  >:D
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Re: Penis in the sky
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2017, 12:54:01 PM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on November 18, 2017, 09:38:26 AM
Quote from: Icequeen on November 18, 2017, 09:18:48 AM
They never write anything cool in the sky over rural Pa.  :(

There is a nice empty field on the other hillside though.  >:D

  Does that empty field need to be mowed by a concerned citizen?  >:D


   Step up and be the hero your city needs!  :captainobvious:

Yes, yes it does.  >:D

It's totally visible from highway too...such an eyesore.
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Re: Penis in the sky
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2017, 06:47:04 PM »


Replace "Spirit" with "Penis"
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Re: Penis in the sky
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2017, 06:51:29 PM »
Actually I had the same song running through my head with revised lyrics when I first saw that.  :laugh:
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