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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2016, 07:01:10 PM »
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2016, 07:24:26 PM »
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2016, 09:27:52 PM »
^Indeed it is. I just have cats to clean up after!
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2016, 05:15:53 AM »
Quote from: Grey Area on April 09, 2016, 08:05:00 PM


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Why do people find babies cute? They're like loud, squishy potatoes that always shit themselves. At least you can train most pets to shit outside.
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2016, 05:16:59 AM »
Me with babies in a nutshell:


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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2016, 08:53:46 AM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 22, 2016, 05:15:53 AM
Why do people find babies cute? They're like loud, squishy potatoes that always shit themselves. At least you can train most pets to shit outside.

Funny thing is that it's been postulated that the reason people find pets cute is because they remind them of babies.
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2016, 10:30:20 AM »
Quote from: Hubert, Esq. on April 22, 2016, 08:53:46 AM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 22, 2016, 05:15:53 AM
Why do people find babies cute? They're like loud, squishy potatoes that always shit themselves. At least you can train most pets to shit outside.

Funny thing is that it's been postulated that the reason people find pets cute is because they remind them of babies.

I've never seen a puppy that looks like a squishy potato before.  :M
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2016, 07:27:09 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 23, 2016, 10:30:20 AM
Quote from: Hubert, Esq. on April 22, 2016, 08:53:46 AM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 22, 2016, 05:15:53 AM
Why do people find babies cute? They're like loud, squishy potatoes that always shit themselves. At least you can train most pets to shit outside.

Funny thing is that it's been postulated that the reason people find pets cute is because they remind them of babies.

I've never seen a puppy that looks like a squishy potato before.  :M

      Fluffy mashed potato puppeh!  :2thumbsup:

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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2016, 02:30:23 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 24, 2016, 07:27:09 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 23, 2016, 10:30:20 AM
Quote from: Hubert, Esq. on April 22, 2016, 08:53:46 AM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 22, 2016, 05:15:53 AM
Why do people find babies cute? They're like loud, squishy potatoes that always shit themselves. At least you can train most pets to shit outside.

Funny thing is that it's been postulated that the reason people find pets cute is because they remind them of babies.

I've never seen a puppy that looks like a squishy potato before.  :M

      Fluffy mashed potato puppeh!  :2thumbsup:



Potatoes aren't fully you silly goose.  :M
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2016, 05:39:55 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 27, 2016, 02:30:23 PM
Potatoes aren't fully you silly goose.  :M

This is an intriguing sentence.

I'm going to bed, and will try if repeating "Potatoes aren't fully you silly goose" as a mantra will make me understand, or make me sleep.

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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #40 on: April 29, 2016, 06:52:28 PM »
"Mom, my stomach is numb."  I have no idea how to interpret that.
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2016, 12:58:54 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 29, 2016, 06:52:28 PM
"Mom, my stomach is numb."  I have no idea how to interpret that.

  My stomach aches just reading that.  I need to get something to eat.  :orly:
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #42 on: April 30, 2016, 09:30:30 AM »
26 years old, 9 year old mind, 6 year old emotions.    :poo:
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #43 on: April 30, 2016, 09:59:06 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 30, 2016, 09:30:30 AM
26 years old, 9 year old mind, 6 year old emotions.    :poo:

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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: The joy of having kids
« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2016, 08:02:36 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 29, 2016, 05:39:55 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 27, 2016, 02:30:23 PM
Potatoes aren't fully you silly goose.  :M

This is an intriguing sentence.

I'm going to bed, and will try if repeating "Potatoes aren't fully you silly goose" as a mantra will make me understand, or make me sleep.

I imagine hundreds of years from now it will be considered one of the great quotes.
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