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Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« on: January 19, 2016, 01:23:30 PM »
  Give yourself a dose of tough love!  Get off your lazy ass and do something!  :police:
« Last Edit: January 19, 2016, 01:27:32 PM by couldbecousin »
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Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2016, 01:30:08 PM »
  :cbc: You're going to be 50 this year.  Get moving and get the fuck out of  that job,
  that neighborhood, that rut!  You're bigger and better than a lazy life of comfort food!  :tv:
« Last Edit: March 06, 2016, 04:51:23 PM by couldbecousin »
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2016, 05:59:46 PM »
Wake up asshole! That ex who dumped you three times doesn't need your attention! STOP TALKING TO HER YOU *EXPLETIVE DELETED* Dumpkof!

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Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2016, 06:08:39 PM »
You're almost 26, and you still live in your mother's basement!!! (Wait.... NVM you still have a reason for it)

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Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2016, 09:59:42 PM »
3 times? You don't have time for that, Genesis!
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Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2016, 01:05:02 AM »
3 times? You don't have time for that, Genesis!

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Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2016, 11:08:40 AM »
3 times? You don't have time for that, Genesis!

  Ain't nobody got time for that.  :M
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Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2016, 12:59:09 PM »
  OK, here's the deal: You can get off your ass and call the people you need to call, or you can
  piss away another afternoon and go to work tomorrow with nothing accomplished.  Don't even
  try to tell yourself that you'll make the calls from work during break times.  You know you won't.  :police:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
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Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2016, 01:53:25 PM »
  OK, well done, you've made the first call.  You can listen to a song and make five posts,
   including this one, before getting back on that phone.  Don't lose momentum!  :police:
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Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2016, 02:26:09 PM »
  OK, good for you that you've listed the items you want to ask the handyman about ...
  but you need to call him.  Don't be a big chickenshit.  You've dealt with mice.  This is easy.  :police:
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Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2016, 11:19:54 PM »
Be thankful you're not a member of the Dumpkof Society

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Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2016, 12:41:02 PM »
  OK, you have some vacation days next week, you can make the phone calls then.
  But today you need to do the laundry, including the bedding.  You have all day.  :spank:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2016, 01:39:57 PM »
  You are the descendant of famine survivors,  Black Death  :death: survivors!
  And you're intimidated by laundry?!  Get off your rusty ass and get your fucking work done!  :pirate:
« Last Edit: February 03, 2016, 01:41:37 PM by couldbecousin »
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
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People forget.
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Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2016, 04:14:35 PM »
Persevere.  It will be done.
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Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2016, 12:41:06 PM »
  Weeble, weeble, the fuck is wrong with you?  You can see the dust and dirt starting to accumulate.
   Remember, to you it looks clean in here.  To most other people, it would look like a filthy hovel.  :P
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"