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Are you dreading the second (third, fourth, lost count) coming of CBC, or are you praying for it to happen? Do you dread the day she comes back, or do you try to haste the glorious day? Have you tried contacting the Wobbly one, and hoped for solace?

Yes, I daydream about her return, and send messages weekly to beg her to come back.
1 (3.8%)
I cry in my sleep, my neighbours have asked me what the heck a Weeble is, because I wake them with my howling.
6 (23.1%)
I like my eggs sunny side up.
2 (7.7%)
I would love to be in connection with the Ovoid, but I do not know how to send her messages.
1 (3.8%)
Scrambled eggs are better.
0 (0%)
Can eggs grow boobs?
1 (3.8%)
I meet her in spirit regularly.
2 (7.7%)
Boobs.
3 (11.5%)
Boobs.
2 (7.7%)
Who is CBC? Where is PPK?
1 (3.8%)
I don't believe in her promises to return anymore. I've become an anovoid.
4 (15.4%)
I will not contact her, unless to tell her "get stuffed", deviled eggs are delicious.
0 (0%)
I have just contacted her.
3 (11.5%)

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2016, 04:13:41 AM »
sorry, got lost and all I could think of was battered stone eggs.
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2016, 05:48:19 AM »
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2016, 02:43:25 PM »
Why is there only two boobs options?
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2016, 03:46:37 PM »
Why is there only two boobs options?

Because your grammar does not deserve more of them.
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2016, 03:28:04 PM »
Why is there only two boobs options?

Because your grammar does not deserve more of them.

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2016, 12:24:31 PM »
  Enough about  boobs1  what do you think of  ME?  :cbc:
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2016, 04:03:37 PM »
  Enough about  boobs1  what do you think of  ME?  :cbc:
If you clone yourself, and dress yourself and your mirror self in a skin-tone for a dance. You'd make a nice pair of wobbly ginourmous boobs.

 :cbc: :cbc: <--- imagine that sight in a skin-tone.
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2016, 04:04:38 PM »
I bought bras today btw. To keep the bouncing attractions in control.
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #38 on: January 20, 2016, 04:19:06 PM »
 :bounce:

Let them free.
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #39 on: January 20, 2016, 04:41:40 PM »
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Let them free.

If I let mine free, they'd trample you.
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #40 on: January 20, 2016, 05:06:52 PM »
  Enough about  boobs1  what do you think of  ME?  :cbc:
If you clone yourself, and dress yourself and your mirror self in a skin-tone for a dance. You'd make a nice pair of wobbly ginourmous boobs.

 :cbc: :cbc: <--- imagine that sight in a skin-tone.

  Boobs are not meant to move that way.  :laugh:
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #41 on: January 21, 2016, 01:08:01 AM »
  Enough about  boobs1  what do you think of  ME?  :cbc:
If you clone yourself, and dress yourself and your mirror self in a skin-tone for a dance. You'd make a nice pair of wobbly ginourmous boobs.

 :cbc: :cbc: <--- imagine that sight in a skin-tone.

  Boobs are not meant to move that way.  :laugh:

Then you'd need to dance a different dance.
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #42 on: January 21, 2016, 01:22:28 AM »
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Let them free.

If I let mine free, they'd trample you.

That's not a very nice thing to do.
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #43 on: January 21, 2016, 06:23:47 AM »
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Let them free.

If I let mine free, they'd trample you.

 That's not a very nice thing to do.

  She's a cow, she stampedes.  It's nature's way.  Can't handle it, stay off the farm!  :P
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #44 on: January 21, 2016, 08:01:56 AM »
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Let them free.

If I let mine free, they'd trample you.

 That's not a very nice thing to do.

  She's a cow, she stampedes.  It's nature's way.  Can't handle it, stay off the farm!  :P

I am not a cow.  If I were I'd be "Bossy" and Queen of the Herd.    :angel:
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