I find non-alcoholic beer offensive, it should be banned.
... BUT WAIT!!!
I can no longer drink alcohol. I love O'Doul's Amber. It tastes like beer (pop) and it is as close to enjoyment as I can get.
You reminded me of a guy I met in Jamaica. Met him as a waiter and when I tried to order a "non-alcoholic beer," He just laughed and said in a barely understandable Jamaican accent, "Nah, Mon. I don' think we have anything like that. Hey Mon, THIS is Jamaica, Mon!! You don' need to drink anything that is no' real, here. It is Jamaica!!"
He invited us to see his band play that night - Fucking Awesome - and we talked a bit more. I did order Jamaican beer several times that night. When the band was done playing at near dawn, I went to bed and HE went back to work at his day job.