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Re: I love Australia
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2016, 08:44:02 AM »
Eastern Grey Kangaroos are getting more aggressive where I live as well. Since housing development has been expanding further into their habitat they're venturing more and more into the suburbs, munching on people's lawns and shit. You can't go for a walk through the scrubby/leafy parklands here anymore, seriously. Every so often I take a detour to go kangaroo scouting and I always spot at least one huge male/buck grazing on the side of the road. In a neighbourhood street!! Sometimes they stand up really tall and size up my car as I drive past lol.

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Re: I love Australia
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2016, 08:54:03 AM »
Do you think there will be a Great Kangaroo War, one day?
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Re: I love Australia
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2016, 09:25:49 AM »
Australia has awesome Opals!
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Re: I love Australia
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2016, 09:31:07 AM »
Some of those creatures are awesome!

But do i want to go there and get up close to them? Nope, not going there, not even if Sigourney Weaver goes first .   I'd feel as if somebody had shrunk me down to microbe size, then swept  me out into the back garden .   Never mind if they also shrunk a whole library of books , my PC,  and everything.    What use  those things if there's no safe place to sit and get absorbed in them?
How the heck do you Aussies cope?

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Re: I love Australia
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Re: I love Australia
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2016, 01:07:34 PM »
Eastern Grey Kangaroos are getting more aggressive where I live as well. Since housing development has been expanding further into their habitat they're venturing more and more into the suburbs, munching on people's lawns and shit. You can't go for a walk through the scrubby/leafy parklands here anymore, seriously. Every so often I take a detour to go kangaroo scouting and I always spot at least one huge male/buck grazing on the side of the road. In a neighbourhood street!! Sometimes they stand up really tall and size up my car as I drive past lol.

Are those the big ones that can disembowel a person with a single blow??

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Re: I love Australia
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2016, 06:47:00 AM »
Western Reds are a lot bigger than Eastern Greys. Both could disembowel you I reckon.

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Re: I love Australia
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2016, 05:50:55 AM »
Yup, They are powerful. My cousins hand reared one. Its mother was road kill. It was cute when it was a joey. I have no idea what happened when it was older. I am hoping it became a shitload of mince, steaks and stew.
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Re: I love Australia
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2017, 02:44:08 AM »
On food shopping day, Kayleigh will sometimes buy a kangaroo steak. She eats it, I don't like it at all. Tastes too strong for me.
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Re: I love Australia
« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2017, 03:15:29 AM »
On food shopping day, Kayleigh will sometimes buy a kangaroo steak. She eats it, I don't like it at all. Tastes too strong for me.

Definitely better in a stew than as steaks
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Re: I love Australia
« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2017, 03:30:38 AM »
What do they taste like?
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Re: I love Australia
« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2017, 04:27:58 AM »
What do they taste like?

Very gamey. Same way that rabbit stew tastes okay but as a roast or steak would not be nice at all
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Re: I love Australia
« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2017, 05:25:02 AM »
What do they taste like?

Very gamey. Same way that rabbit stew tastes okay but as a roast or steak would not be nice at all

Thanks.
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Re: I love Australia
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2017, 08:52:31 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZMhIrR5FfM&feature=youtu.be

Aussie man: FAKING KANGOARAUUUGHGGHGH
Translation: Oh gosh, a jumping macropod has landed on my car.

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Re: I love Australia
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2017, 11:11:53 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZMhIrR5FfM&feature=youtu.be

Aussie man: FAKING KANGOARAUUUGHGGHGH
Translation: Oh gosh, a jumping macropod has landed on my car.

OMG SOMEBLOKE IS BACK!! :GA:
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