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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2014, 07:17:49 PM »
Yes he is!

"The meek shall inherit the Earth"

(they were talking about Gary)

I think that's possibly a typo and it's the really the minks who get to inherit the Earth.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2014, 07:18:30 PM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #33 on: December 02, 2014, 07:27:41 PM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #34 on: December 02, 2014, 07:29:29 PM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #35 on: December 02, 2014, 07:35:30 PM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2014, 10:52:54 AM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2014, 11:21:18 AM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

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Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:


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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2014, 01:42:02 PM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

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Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:



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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2014, 03:01:18 PM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

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Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:



I like the ambiance. :thumbup: Are we invited? :orly:

Of course you are  :zoinks:

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2014, 06:16:52 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2014, 07:36:33 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

Smart words. You'll live through the Red Wedding by not even turning up  :zoinks:

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2014, 09:36:15 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

Smart words. You'll live through the Red Wedding by not even turning up  :zoinks:

We can just don't and say we did.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2014, 12:06:43 AM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

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Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:



I like the ambiance. :thumbup: Are we invited? :orly:

Of course you are  :zoinks:

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2014, 07:25:04 PM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

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Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:



I like the ambiance. :thumbup: Are we invited? :orly:

Of course you are  :zoinks:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Admiral Ackbar - "It's A Trap!"