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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #60 on: December 23, 2014, 12:30:58 AM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

  The Bible is actually really icky.   :GA:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #61 on: December 23, 2014, 12:32:34 AM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

  You're just a biting, scratching, rabble-rousing little hooligan!  :heart:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #62 on: December 23, 2014, 12:33:32 AM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

  Well DUH, Gary's avatar IS a nood.  :facepalm2:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #63 on: December 24, 2014, 02:31:41 AM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

  Well DUH, Gary's avatar IS a nood.  :facepalm2:

It's shocking, that's what it is. :christ:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #64 on: December 25, 2014, 09:25:36 AM »

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #65 on: April 16, 2015, 06:46:33 PM »
This thread makes me chuckle. :evillaugh:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #66 on: April 16, 2015, 08:15:44 PM »
I'm feeling much better now.  :autism:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #67 on: April 17, 2015, 01:44:11 PM »
This thread makes me chuckle. :evillaugh:

Ah! Necrobumping! :aff:

Now you're on a dangerous path, SG. At the end of that path is Pappy. :bat:

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #68 on: April 17, 2015, 01:57:02 PM »
I live about 30 miles from Hampton, as the crow flies or so.  That made big news in our local newspaper!   The end result was, that it tested positive for rabies.  I keep a sharp eye out on the one in our backyard.  It runs away whenever we go outside, but, so far no aggressive behaviors noted.  YET!   :P
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #69 on: April 17, 2015, 05:45:19 PM »
I live about 30 miles from Hampton, as the crow flies or so.  That made big news in our local newspaper!   The end result was, that it tested positive for rabies.  I keep a sharp eye out on the one in our backyard.  It runs away whenever we go outside, but, so far no aggressive behaviors noted.  YET!   :P

Lol

Gary....keep your teeth away!  :loup:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #70 on: April 17, 2015, 07:24:27 PM »
Rock Hound keeps his sharp eye on me.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #71 on: April 17, 2015, 08:57:17 PM »
Rock Hound keeps his sharp eye on me.  :zoinks:

Nah, it's a distant relative!
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #72 on: April 18, 2015, 12:15:03 AM »
See, TA. *This* is what he is like. :M
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #73 on: April 18, 2015, 05:53:19 AM »
Rock Hound keeps his sharp eye on me.  :zoinks:

Tonight's menu:  Roasted Gopher, Fava Beans and a fine Chianti!    :fatchef:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #74 on: April 18, 2015, 10:31:54 AM »
I'm always perplexed by the number of people here willing to eat rodents.  :orly:
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