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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #45 on: December 08, 2014, 08:02:01 AM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #46 on: December 08, 2014, 03:42:23 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

He can't post them. He's dead, remember  :autism:

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #47 on: December 08, 2014, 05:03:48 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

He can't post them. He's dead, remember  :autism:

 :lol1:

He's not dead...he's been abducted!
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #48 on: December 08, 2014, 06:55:20 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #49 on: December 08, 2014, 06:57:21 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

Are you secretly CBC?
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #50 on: December 08, 2014, 07:02:03 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

Are you secretly CBC?

Nah, I'm just really awesome like that.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #51 on: December 08, 2014, 07:29:15 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

Are you secretly CBC?

Maybe he is, maybe the Gopher is one of the Weeble's multiple personalities  :cbc:

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #52 on: December 08, 2014, 11:38:12 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

That's not what you said when you offered me a chuckjob. :eyelash:

I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

Are you secretly CBC?

Maybe he is, maybe the Gopher is one of the Weeble's multiple personalities  :cbc:

The Weeble could be inside the gopher and we'd never know. :GA:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #53 on: December 09, 2014, 12:07:10 AM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

Are you secretly CBC?

Maybe he is, maybe the Gopher is one of the Weeble's multiple personalities  :cbc:

The Weeble could be inside the gopher and we'd never know. :GA:

That's no gopher! That's a platypus!!!
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #54 on: December 09, 2014, 08:50:42 AM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

Are you secretly CBC?

Maybe he is, maybe the Gopher is one of the Weeble's multiple personalities  :cbc:

The Weeble could be inside the gopher and we'd never know. :GA:

That's no gopher! That's a platypus!!!


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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #55 on: December 09, 2014, 06:54:13 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

That's not what you said when you offered me a chuckjob. :eyelash:

I did no such thing. :aff:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #56 on: December 09, 2014, 10:04:44 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

That's not what you said when you offered me a chuckjob. :eyelash:

I did no such thing. :aff:

It was in a PM. :M
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #57 on: December 10, 2014, 08:55:20 PM »
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #58 on: December 18, 2014, 12:32:14 AM »
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #59 on: December 23, 2014, 12:24:52 AM »
Evil never dies.  :bat:

  It just comes back for seconds!  :bloody:
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