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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:


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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2014, 07:17:49 PM »
Yes he is!

"The meek shall inherit the Earth"

(they were talking about Gary)

I think that's possibly a typo and it's the really the minks who get to inherit the Earth.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2014, 07:18:30 PM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #33 on: December 02, 2014, 07:27:41 PM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:


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In concentration camps run by our robotic overlords :borg:

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #34 on: December 02, 2014, 07:29:29 PM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #35 on: December 02, 2014, 07:35:30 PM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:



It's always been a dream of many men and women that one day, humanity will live in harmony. Despite differences of race, gender, sexuality, disability, religion, nationality and whatnot humanity will live side by side....

In concentration camps run by our robotic overlords :borg:

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2014, 10:52:54 AM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2014, 11:21:18 AM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

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Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:



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In concentration camps run by our robotic overlords :borg:

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2014, 01:42:02 PM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

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Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:



I like the ambiance. :thumbup: Are we invited? :orly:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2014, 03:01:18 PM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

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Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:



I like the ambiance. :thumbup: Are we invited? :orly:

Of course you are  :zoinks:


It's always been a dream of many men and women that one day, humanity will live in harmony. Despite differences of race, gender, sexuality, disability, religion, nationality and whatnot humanity will live side by side....

In concentration camps run by our robotic overlords :borg:

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2014, 06:16:52 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2014, 07:36:33 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

Smart words. You'll live through the Red Wedding by not even turning up  :zoinks:


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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2014, 09:36:15 PM »
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

Smart words. You'll live through the Red Wedding by not even turning up  :zoinks:

We can just don't and say we did.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2014, 12:06:43 AM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

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Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:



I like the ambiance. :thumbup: Are we invited? :orly:

Of course you are  :zoinks:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2014, 07:25:04 PM »
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

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Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:



I like the ambiance. :thumbup: Are we invited? :orly:

Of course you are  :zoinks:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!





It's always been a dream of many men and women that one day, humanity will live in harmony. Despite differences of race, gender, sexuality, disability, religion, nationality and whatnot humanity will live side by side....

In concentration camps run by our robotic overlords :borg: