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Offline Genesis

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1. If you whine about how life is just being really mean to you because of not finding a certain job.... than seriously you need to:


2. If you tried coming on here to say things about the following people or places:
AFN
I^2
ASDC
Sarah Palin's Pet Moose
David Cameron looking like a pothead on a satirical site known as the Onion
Fox News
MSNBC
The Daily Mail
Wrong Planet the fact that their founder has a really funky hair-style (because it may or may not be meterosexual tendencies) eh who knows...

Then good for you... We'll listen... its just that people on this site, and as well as I have something to say to that:

3. If you get attacked by a band of rabid squirrels then:

Its your own fault.

Have a nice day.... ^_^


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Stop being a crybaby, Genesis.  :hahaha:
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Offline Genesis

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Stop being a crybaby, Genesis.  :hahaha:

This was satire.... :P

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Now I have to decide whether or not to reply, when replying will bump the thread. :beware:
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3. If you get attacked by a band of rabid squirrels then:



It's always been a dream of many men and women that one day, humanity will live in harmony. Despite differences of race, gender, sexuality, disability, religion, nationality and whatnot humanity will live side by side....

In concentration camps run by our robotic overlords :borg:

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are you an insatiable satirist?   :eyebrows:
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are you an insatiable satirist?   :eyebrows:

Eh.... Who knows....

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1. If you whine about how life is just being really mean to you because of not finding a certain job.... than seriously you need to:


Hey, I love purging myself with a big pity party, then getting to work. I have been self sufficient since 1990. Selfsufficiency is the closest one can get to personal  freedom.
I love everyone yet like no one    WTF

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1. If you whine about how life is just being really mean to you because of not finding a certain job.... than seriously you need to:


Hey, I love purging myself with a big pity party, then getting to work. I have been self sufficient since 1990. Selfsufficiency is the closest one can get to personal  freedom.

This wasn't meant to be taken seriously.... sorry if it was a bit off.

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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2014, 10:45:19 PM »
this made my evening...you all just rock ok why the heck am I seeing I2 in rose colored glasses? Hum... :asthing: oh yea it's an Autie thing...no wait it's a changed hannah I'm ok with myself and everyone else (within reason) thing...

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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2014, 01:01:05 AM »
:)

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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2014, 01:03:52 AM »
1. If you whine about how life is just being really mean to you because of not finding a certain job.... than seriously you need to:


Hey, I love purging myself with a big pity party, then getting to work. I have been self sufficient since 1990. Selfsufficiency is the closest one can get to personal  freedom.

This wasn't meant to be taken seriously.... sorry if it was a bit off.

Don't be sorry Genesis. Just don't. There is no need.

Straighten your back, keep your head up high, walk to a mirror and tell yourself that you are not sorry. (May need some practice, but really, there is no need to be sorry)
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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2014, 01:13:49 PM »
Okay :)

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I just come here to :fart: .
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