A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Football causes brain damage.
Quote from: Pyraxis on August 31, 2014, 10:28:54 PMFootball causes brain damage. Not if you're too aggressive to take down.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 01, 2014, 08:19:57 AMQuote from: Pyraxis on August 31, 2014, 10:28:54 PMFootball causes brain damage. Not if you're too aggressive to take down. Say that to the starters whose job it is to run full tilt down the field until they get dogpiled by brick walls. It can't always be a touchdown run.Edit: Starters? Starting receivers? I don't know my terminology. The guys who catch the first throw.
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 01, 2014, 09:31:33 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 01, 2014, 08:19:57 AMQuote from: Pyraxis on August 31, 2014, 10:28:54 PMFootball causes brain damage. Not if you're too aggressive to take down. Say that to the starters whose job it is to run full tilt down the field until they get dogpiled by brick walls. It can't always be a touchdown run.Edit: Starters? Starting receivers? I don't know my terminology. The guys who catch the first throw.I'd be willing to permanently injure people to avoid being stopped.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 01, 2014, 09:56:54 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on September 01, 2014, 09:31:33 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 01, 2014, 08:19:57 AMQuote from: Pyraxis on August 31, 2014, 10:28:54 PMFootball causes brain damage. Not if you're too aggressive to take down. Say that to the starters whose job it is to run full tilt down the field until they get dogpiled by brick walls. It can't always be a touchdown run.Edit: Starters? Starting receivers? I don't know my terminology. The guys who catch the first throw.I'd be willing to permanently injure people to avoid being stopped.In other words, your football career would last a single game.