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Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« on: July 31, 2014, 12:08:44 AM »
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Orlando Bloom reportedly tried to punch Justin Bieber in Spain


Canadian pop star-cum international bad boy Justin Bieber has got the gossip-sphere abuzz once again this week after reportedly getting into a scuffle with actor Orlando Bloom.

Footage obtained by TMZ appears to show Bloom, 37, and Bieber, 20, coming face to face while partying at Cipriani restaurant in Ibiza, Spain early Wednesday morning.

Eyewitnesses told the celebrity gossip website that Bloom took a swing at Bieber during their altercation, and that Bieber left the restaurant shortly thereafter, prompting a round of applause from the crowd — which included Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Diddy.

"You can see Bloom deliver a right hand shove to Bieber's face, though Bieber's bodyguard appears to deflect the brunt of the blow," wrote TMZ of the video it published on July 29. "We're told Justin ducked the punch. That's where the video starts and you hear Justin scream, 'What's up b*tch?'"



Tensions have reportedly been running high between Bieber and Bloom since 2012, when the singer was spotted getting chummy (or as many have reported it, "flirty") with Bloom's then-wife Miranda Kerr at a 2012 Victoria's Secret fashion show in New York City.

US Weekly reports that the incident may have lead to marital problems between Bloom and Kerr, who went on to separate in 2013.

Further fueling the fire, Bloom has been spotted on multiple occasions with Bieber's on-again-off-again ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez, 22.



According to the New York Post's Page Six, the altercation took place when Bieber and his entourage — who had been seated away from the English actor— walked past Bloom's table.

"Justin was at one table, and Orlando was at another," an eye witness told Page Six. "But when Bieber and his party were later walking past Bloom’s table, Orlando refused to shake Bieber’s hand."

It was then that the men reportedly exchanged words.

"Bieber said something rude to Orlando, like 'she was good'" said the witness to Page Six, potentially alluding to Bloom's ex-wife.

One witness captured approximately 30 seconds of the confrontation on video before Bloom took a swing and posted it to Facebook. It was promptly ripped and uploaded by dozens of different YouTube accounts.



While a source "close to Bieber" alleged to Page Six that "Justin didn’t even know Orlando was there" and that "when they saw each other, it was Orlando who was just being an a-hole to Justin,” a saucy Instagram snap uploaded by Bieber following the incident has many around the web thinking the altercation was, in fact, provoked by Bieber's comments about Kerr.

Shortly after the video above surfaced online, Bieber Instagrammed a photo of the Australian supermodel in a bathing suit with a crown emoji as its caption. He later deleted the image.



Bloom has yet to respond to the incident publicly, but Bieber posted the following message on Twitter after the videos leaked:

Quote from: Justin Bieber
@justinbieber
Keeping it positive

Many others on Twitter piped in with their thoughts on the fight, most of them making jokes or praising the Lord of The Rings star for attempting to lay into Bieber.

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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2014, 12:44:27 AM »
Lol. Without bodyguards bieber would have gotten battered to fuck.

If I were married/with anyone, and the likes of that scrawny little faggot started making sexually insulting comments about her, well I myself wouldn't hesitate to knock the shit out of him (if I knocked it all out, hmm, maybe the world would get lucky and he would simply collapse like a tire innertube with a puncture and evaporate, without being supported by the internal hydrostatic pressure of all that fecal matter to act as filler)

The guy is a loudmouthed, moronic, overpaid talentless, limp-wristed little batty boy who needs his jaw slapping round so far he'd be able to insert his tongue, and clean out his own earwax.
Beyond the pale. Way, way beyond the pale.

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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2014, 01:32:03 AM »
He should have had a gun. :zoinks:
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2014, 03:25:58 AM »
I'm going to make the sensible assumption that you mean orlando bloom should have gone strapped, not justlil' bleeder so my faith in the potential of humanity doesn't go and book a flight to switzerland and a ticket to dignitas:P

Aside from him just generally being a complete and utter aneuploid compulsive masturbator, and acting like an arrogant, stuck up sack of overpaid fermented urine, there is just SOMETHING about bieber that makes his face so very kickable, no?
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2014, 05:02:54 AM »
He should have had a gun. :zoinks:

Or his bow :zoinks: :zoinks:
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2014, 05:14:44 AM »
What's this crap?

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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2014, 05:38:31 AM »
What's this crap?

Crap??? are you trying to make this into another poo thread :poop:
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2014, 05:55:40 AM »
What's this crap?

Crap??? are you trying to make this into another poo thread :poop:
It's poo by default. :M

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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2014, 07:31:41 AM »
It must be a slow news day in Canada. :P

What's this crap?

Crap??? are you trying to make this into another poo thread :poop:

Perhaps Jack is contractually obligated to ask that question in every thread on I2. :P
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2014, 08:01:35 AM »
Aww. It's a shame I wasn't there to see it.

Bieber is one of the many reasons why I have no faith in the human race, so seeing him punched by Legolass would have been awesome to see up-close.

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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2014, 12:38:45 PM »
What's this crap?

The Canadians are embarrassed again.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2014, 12:44:50 PM »
A favorite quote from The Governor and JJ TV show:

"You can think it, you can look it, you can smile it, just don't say it." 

Timberlake should have been the adult he is.  Bieber will crash, burn and self-destruct soon enough.
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2014, 12:57:10 PM »
A favorite quote from The Governor and JJ TV show:

"You can think it, you can look it, you can smile it, just don't say it." 

Timberlake should have been the adult he is.  Bieber will crash, burn and self-destruct soon enough.

Timberlake?

What's this crap?

The Canadians are embarrassed again.

They should be. :M
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2014, 12:58:40 PM »
A favorite quote from The Governor and JJ TV show:

"You can think it, you can look it, you can smile it, just don't say it." 

Timberlake should have been the adult he is.  Bieber will crash, burn and self-destruct soon enough.

Timberlake?

What's this crap?

The Canadians are embarrassed again.

They should be. :M

Sorry, I obviously meant Bloom.  So many men, so little time to keep them all straight.
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Re: Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2014, 01:02:41 PM »
  I would like to be photographed at a club   :flash:   putting my hand in someone's face!  :2thumbsup:
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