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Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« on: December 13, 2006, 11:51:35 PM »
O.K. this is a bit like callouts or the main event except just for fun. Nomaken inadvertently gave me the inspiration for this by posting this:

While I may not be horny nearly as often as normal people.  I have the dirtiest mind on here, with the possible exception of PMS elle.

O.K. now Nomaken and PMS elle have to fight it out to prove who has the dirtiest mind.  ;D

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Re: Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2006, 12:23:10 AM »
I'm not very competitive.  Plus I don't know if PMS elle considers that an insult or a compliment.  I said it as a compliment, but I don't know how she'll take it.  Plus we don't know if she wants to win this contest.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2006, 08:30:39 AM »
I take it as a comliment but also as a hyperbolic compliment.  I don't think I actually have the dirtiest mind on here, and I doubt I could win the contest.

Have said that, what would the rules be?
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You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2006, 12:58:59 PM »
post some of your darkest thoughts!

do not invent something for shock value, but your serious dirty thoughts.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2006, 01:45:51 PM »
See, I'm at a disadvantage.  I have virtually no sex drive.  I have a fair amount of sick, sick facts I can quote, and some pretty normal sexual experience, but no really sick fantasies.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2006, 08:32:47 AM »
I don't think you need a sex drive to post dirty thoughts.  More likely your dirtier thoughts don't appear that remarkable to you.

I dunno if fantasies are all that important.  I can tell you that I would be willing to consider any activity concievable. (This is not just limited to things like fucking a female version of Gordon Freeman while wearing a Freakazoid outfit covered in edible blue body paint.  It can also include things like participating in "Spring Time for Hitler.")  However, I would prefer to schedual life risking activities, (like being hung upside down with a hook through my testicles just as I climax) for sometime when I plan to die.  I have no ethical or moral problem with those kind of fetishes(can't say they sound like they would be fun), but often there is a... minor flaw in them.  You can only do them once.

This is not to say I would automatically be willing to do those things.  I would be willing to consider them.  And I bet you could probably talk me into a lot.  If I could get decent proof that I would catch no inconvenient incurable plagues from doing it, or suffer irreperable damage turning me into a vegatable until somebody has the decency to unplug me, I bet you could talk me into trying it.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2006, 08:39:32 AM »
I vote that Nomaken win this thread.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2006, 09:22:05 AM »
I vote that Nomaken win this thread.

Damn!! that was over fast.

O.K. next fight. Litigious and Odeon fight over who was the best king of Sweden and why.  ;) :laugh:

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Re: Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2006, 09:28:44 AM »
PMS, would I correct in assuming there are some things which you would rather not share with (relatively)strangers?  Because I don't have that.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2006, 11:26:11 AM »
PMS, would I correct in assuming there are some things which you would rather not share with (relatively)strangers?  Because I don't have that.

I actually prefer sharing embarassing shit with strangers than with people I know or may ever know, but yeah, I do have slightly more inhibitions than you as far as self-disclosure, I think.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2006, 11:35:06 AM »
I find it hard to believe I am the sickest mind here.

[tangent]Few qualities of narcissism ring quite so true with me as false humility.  I think I just make a decent attempt at not being transparent.[tangent]

Translation: I refuse to state I have the sickest mind on intensity incase I turn out to be wrong.

But just between not me and you, I have a fair amount of confidence that I do.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2006, 09:07:50 AM »
I might challenge people to who is the most bitter and/or has the most avoidant attachment style, but I'd have to stipulate the condition that the fact that I don't have as much in my life to be bitter and avoidant about should not count against me, it is the present midset and behavior that I am claiming is excessive.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2006, 03:14:44 AM »
My dad might be able to win that against you but i'd be fucked.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2006, 12:08:48 AM »
i definitely avoid attachments, but i am not always bitter

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Re: Welcome to Fight Club!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2017, 02:28:49 AM »
Nomaken needs to come back.