Maybe you expected a positive response to your posting a huge pic of an extremely private event.
Maybe you expected for someone to praise the sucking prowess of your girlfriend?
Just asking.
If you'd have bothered to read my "wall of text" you would have seen this:
I'm quite a shy bloke and it was embarrassing for me
Could be wrong.
Maybe I am right, though.
You're wrong.
NOW you have something against me. Shit maybe you have just won your (lame fucking) call out!
Its not much of a call out if you don't bother to read it. 
You made a decision to make this as it has become. I did NOT!
TBH, I was within my own realm to ignore you, but now that you have my attention, I wonder what you are going to do with it.
Pretty sure you have achieved an obvious goal.
Simply look back on yourself, here.
I did read; I read it all. I feel for you. Simply the items you call me out on seem tragic? Really?
If you really want to have me try to further answer more than I already have and intend to do here, then over the coming months, I will try to make an attempt.
I expect that this will be enough, however. I will respond in your best interest as we proceed, since that is what seems to matter to you, but you will have to respect that we here have a very short summer and the summer is when I work on my hobbies. You are NOT one of my hobbies.
One point, though; I am still concerned for the disturbing personal and private traumas which may have brought you to this place and encouraged you to post extremely private pics of a very personal event within an open forum upon the internet, but alas I have previously mentioned such, have I not?
This horror/personal tragedy is one massive point of order which I will not let stand without further comment. Get used to it.
I found something to the fact that you are fully expecting a sort of apology from somewhere and from, I suppose, me specifically. I will not even attempt one, however, I might try to address your "Cry For Help" as best as I can.
On the other hand, I honestly wonder what I have to be apologetic about. Posting random thoughts on an open forum? Thoughts not even directed at you? Thoughts that were mostly random, except for one joke to begin with, not even approaching any point made in the topic?
Reading this lame ass call out? Yeah! I am very sorry that I did so.
Seems like posting as I choose is a "privilege," possibly a right that has been hard earned as I remember and an "accomplishment" which is certainly within my abilities. All prior evidence will supports this one statement, I assure you.
Anyone else's ability and/or "right/privilege" to ignore such statements or attack said statements as opposing opinion is certainly supported by almost all who tread these treacherous and wavy interweb waters.
Contrition? Well, you ask for the moon on a spoon.
In an effort to satisfy you, I might say that I am sorry for you, within a certain context. I feel very regretful that you chose to post personal pics of extremely private events on an open forum on the internet. There you go. My apology. Not enough? 'kay.
I also feel very touched by guilt at certain prospects of likely events in your future, due to the certain expectation that there will be any number of irrational, detail oriented people who would choose to save those very private pics from a singular personal event for ruinous and destructive use at a later date, when you might become vulnerable to such an attack upon something which YOU will do in your future. Just sayin'.
However, if a serious apology is in order, then just allow me to sincerely tell you that I am extremely regretful to find that you are so naive as to think that you can just post extremely private pics of an incredibly private event on the internet without being able to withstand any consequence that may come your way, from your very naive actions.
I am also very sorry to see that you are such an idiot as to think that any opinionated, abusive or vindictive insult or personal castigation that is submitted to you or someone you know upon an open forum is any more important or objective than random impersonal backsplash from the last thought anyone had while tossing off at the moon.
Yes, you can include my comments in that description if that makes you feel better, but rest easy - I have many more of these apologies if you still feel you are STILL gaining something.
I can do this whole apology thing for a very long time, if you are still so in need. I can possibly help you more than you might have expected as I go on with my most sincere apologies. I would be pleased to help you even further with many, many, more of these apologies if you would like.
Tell me. Are you still crying out for help?
With exactly how much more help would like to engage me?
To be honest, I think I am done here, unless you decide otherwise.
