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To the Guests currently online
« on: May 07, 2014, 09:12:47 PM »
Whatcha doin?

What's happenin?

You reading this?

It's just me, and a handful of you....  :eyebrows:




jk  :orly:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: To the Guests currently online
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2014, 09:30:56 PM »
  What they're doing is feeling envious because we can post and use the smilies and they can't.  :zoinks:
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Re: To the Guests currently online
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2014, 09:32:04 PM »
How do you expect the guests to answer? :orly:
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Re: To the Guests currently online
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2014, 09:37:56 PM »
How do you expect the guests to answer? :orly:

  They must stop lurking    :lurk:    harden the fuck up and register!
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Re: To the Guests currently online
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2014, 09:46:44 PM »
How do you expect the guests to answer? :orly:

  They must stop lurking    :lurk:    harden the fuck up and register!

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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: To the Guests currently online
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2014, 11:04:04 PM »
I don't want the bots to register, though.
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Re: To the Guests currently online
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2014, 11:07:51 PM »
I don't want the bots to register, though.

There's always an ulterior motive isn't there...here I was thinking the guests were all little innocents.  :jaded:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: To the Guests currently online
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2014, 11:09:44 PM »
 :flyingbat:

They want your blood.
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Re: To the Guests currently online
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2014, 11:13:42 PM »
:flyingbat:

They want your blood.

I need to change my age....
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

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It's there. It always was.

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Re: To the Guests currently online
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2014, 11:14:28 PM »
:flyingbat:

They want your blood.

I need to change my age....

Just wait for a while. The problem will take care of itself. :P
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Re: To the Guests currently online
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2014, 02:06:16 PM »
:flyingbat:

They want your blood.

I need to change my age....

Just wait for a while. The problem will take care of itself. :P

Not if I acquire the right blood first... :bat:
« Last Edit: May 10, 2014, 02:22:18 PM by sg1008 »
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: To the Guests currently online
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2014, 01:23:43 AM »
Old blood, then?
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Re: To the Guests currently online
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2014, 08:17:09 AM »
It just occurred to me that rather than receive blood transfusions of youthful blood, it is more likely the elderly will seek bone marrow transplants. To achieve quality results with least risk they would likely just clone themselves and use their clone's marrow (and possibly stem cells too). There would be entire clone-races, enslaved and maintained in stasis labs, harvested for their organs and tissue. Until one day something would go wrong...perhaps a solar flare of unanticipated magnitude interferes with the clone-lab security systems and the specimens awaken.....
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

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It's there. It always was.

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Re: To the Guests currently online
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2014, 07:33:13 AM »
They will use clones that have had the most extreme lobotomy possible.
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Re: To the Guests currently online
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2014, 09:24:38 AM »
They will use clones that have had the most extreme lobotomy possible.

I wonder what Doctor Who would say about such cruelty...  :apondering:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.