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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2014, 04:35:57 PM »
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

The prostitute I killed yesterday? :orly:

No, I'm kidding. She stopped twitching hours ago. :zoinks:

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
They're both at the bottom of the sea and full of seamen  :zoinks: :orly:

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2014, 04:55:47 PM »
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

I'm assuming the lovechild of Winnie the Pooh and Cthulhu.
That too.  (Original answer:  A nervous wreck.)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2014, 03:50:41 PM »
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

I'm assuming the lovechild of Winnie the Pooh and Cthulhu.
That too.  (Original answer:  A nervous wreck.)

I think my answer was better  :M

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2014, 12:55:52 PM »
Do you collect anything?
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2014, 03:04:04 PM »
Do you collect anything?

Not really, no. :dunno:

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2014, 06:56:47 PM »
Why would I want to ask the asshole a question behind the wall?
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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2014, 08:24:14 PM »
Ever tried to break down the wall?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #37 on: April 20, 2014, 09:31:51 PM »
I thought the membership might like to watch him squirm, that's all.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2014, 10:46:02 PM »
Ah, I meant it as a question for him.  :P
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2014, 03:58:01 PM »
Why would I want to ask the asshole a question behind the wall?

Because you're  :viking:

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2014, 03:59:31 PM »
Ever tried to break down the wall?

Break down this:



No. But I have climbed over it.

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2014, 11:36:40 PM »
Why would I want to ask the asshole a question behind the wall?

Because you're  :viking:

I may be :viking:, but I'm even  :nerd!:
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2014, 07:59:47 AM »
Do you collect anything?

Not really, no. :dunno:

Have any special interests or areas of expertise?
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2014, 05:09:46 PM »
Do you collect anything?

Not really, no. :dunno:

Have any special interests or areas of expertise?

Special interests: Creative writing (particularly science fiction of fantasy)
Expertise: Patience.

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2014, 09:37:59 PM »
No. But I have climbed over it.

Looks like some folks went straight through it.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.