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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #60 on: April 25, 2014, 07:55:51 PM »
Hung over?

I'm not surprised you felt a little sick after that, drinking toilet duck will do that to you :P

I'm not sure if you're talking to me or not.  :dunno:


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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #61 on: April 25, 2014, 10:51:45 PM »
Some bloke; yes.

The picture with all the empty beer cans and vodka bottles, in the left hand side, a jug of bog cleaner (seriously, whats the point, other than to unblock something horrid that refuses to flush, of chemical bog cleaners? one is only going to cover the bowl again with a layer of feculent, creamy turd-streaks, drenched in piss right after cleaning, making it dirty again)

I was facetiously implying that yes, one would be...err...hung over, in a manner of speaking, after chugging 8 pints of loo cleaning fluid.

Myself though, I'll stick to the beer and vodka. Well, I'd sooner just have a few beers and shots to compliment an arm full of H/morphine/oxy/dipropionylmorphine and a nice handful of tranqs. No hangover that way when one lets the actual, properly decent drugs to do the leg-work, and just a few pints (of lager or/and ale, not shithouse cleansing fluid of course) to whet the appetite and keep from getting thirsty)

Although that said, I haven't actually had a hangover in years. Can't remember if I have even had one since I was legally old enough to drink.

Before that though I did give myself a few real stinkers. Like the time I was about 13-14 and downed an entire bottle of whisky. Can't stand the stuff, but it was obtainable, affordable on the remnants of my at the time, miserably meager kids income, post-spending almost all the rest on supplies for my lab. Which is where almost all my money at that age went on.

Where most kids that age I knew were spending pocket money and odd-job money (and in my case, opportunistic profit from whatever enterprises I could dream up to make a few extra quid) on the likes of candy, porn mags, cheap shitty cider and the like, I'd be off down the DIY stores and pharmacies spending my pocket money on sulfuric and hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, lithium batteries, ether, solvents and other things in that vein.

Or then there was the cointreau incident. Slugged down a full bottle of the stuff, and needless to say, threw my guts up quite spectacularly. And the hangover after waking up/coming round was something I can unfortunately still remember. To this day I can't drink the stuff, I can't even bear the smell of it now without my gorge rising. Instant aversion-therapy lol. I very much doubt I will ever, ever touch cointreau again, even though I'm 27 now, and at the time wasn't old enough to have left my Kanners spesh school that smell still instantly brings back the traumatic memories of that event, from wherever in my brain they are hard-wired and permanently psychically burnt in like it was the day after the morning after that evening (not the morning after itself however, as I was at that time, still paralytically shitfaced. Pretty sure all the teachers at my spazz school must have realized what was up. Although the faint scents of chloroform, ether, iodine and the tang of HCl coming off my clothing might have made them wonder just what I had been upto that weekend :D)

And needless to say, no I did NOT want to get out of bed and attend school.
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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #62 on: April 26, 2014, 12:18:45 AM »
'furtwangler' sounds either like some sort of foreign food the origins of which are better left unasked, or something that might appear in a sex-offenders register.

Wiki link:   Wilhelm Furtwängler
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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #63 on: April 26, 2014, 03:15:31 AM »
:GA:

Not sure I would have been able to cope.

I am not saying it was done in a short amount of time. 

It took me months, literally.
 
I am not even sure which LPs I saved underground (mostly sixties and seventies rock, jazz and Detroit funk - but, none of those I just had acquired for some band to learn the hits from, unless I liked the music myself).

Maybe if I could stop buying "new" ones (so many incredible Deutsche Grammophon efforts available in pristine condition these days, I can not control my urge to buy), I might have time to go down stairs and explore a bit.

Now that all the Xmas music has finally been pulled from shelves, I can find ...


...   I found a 78rpm Furtwangler collection a few weeks ago. WOW! My 78s are mostly collectible, such as Billie Holiday, Duke Ellington, etc but I sometimes indulge myself. (yes, I have a specific turntable set up properly for 78s)


My "huge-ish"  closet is already becoming fullish. MAy have to get rid of some old amplifiers or saxophones.

 :'(

I have a roomful of cinema-related stuff. I know the feeling.

The last few things I acquired had to go elsewhere. My study floor is now filling up with stuff I don't know where to put. There's a Dolby CP500 next to a Mackie mixer and an 8-track digital tape recorder, plus a boxful of assorted cables.

:GA:
To me it looks like you're saying that banning bombs didn't stop bombs going off therefore there is no point to gun control because it's a mental health issue. 

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #64 on: April 26, 2014, 04:41:12 AM »
Some bloke; yes.

The picture with all the empty beer cans and vodka bottles, in the left hand side, a jug of bog cleaner (seriously, whats the point, other than to unblock something horrid that refuses to flush, of chemical bog cleaners? one is only going to cover the bowl again with a layer of feculent, creamy turd-streaks, drenched in piss right after cleaning, making it dirty again)

I was facetiously implying that yes, one would be...err...hung over, in a manner of speaking, after chugging 8 pints of loo cleaning fluid.

Oh, no one actually drank from the cleaning liquid. It was just there because I was cleaning the sink with it the night before. I think that if anyone drank that much of it then they'd probably be dead, or at the very least have to make a trip to the hospital.  :tard:

Was I hungover? A little bit and it was the first time I've actually been hungover.


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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #65 on: May 04, 2014, 09:20:18 PM »
:GA:

Not sure I would have been able to cope.

I am not saying it was done in a short amount of time. 

It took me months, literally.
 
I am not even sure which LPs I saved underground (mostly sixties and seventies rock, jazz and Detroit funk - but, none of those I just had acquired for some band to learn the hits from, unless I liked the music myself).

Maybe if I could stop buying "new" ones (so many incredible Deutsche Grammophon efforts available in pristine condition these days, I can not control my urge to buy), I might have time to go down stairs and explore a bit.

Now that all the Xmas music has finally been pulled from shelves, I can find ...


...   I found a 78rpm Furtwangler collection a few weeks ago. WOW! My 78s are mostly collectible, such as Billie Holiday, Duke Ellington, etc but I sometimes indulge myself. (yes, I have a specific turntable set up properly for 78s)


My "huge-ish"  closet is already becoming fullish. MAy have to get rid of some old amplifiers or saxophones.

 :'(

I have a roomful of cinema-related stuff. I know the feeling.

The last few things I acquired had to go elsewhere. My study floor is now filling up with stuff I don't know where to put. There's a Dolby CP500 next to a Mackie mixer and an 8-track digital tape recorder, plus a boxful of assorted cables.

:GA:

I know the feeling. While my closet is full, my garage is ridiculous. I would have to remove about one hundred seventy or more JBL drivers, two racks of large amplifiers, some smaller racks of various audio processing gear, a number of Jamo, Cerwin Vega, Yamaha, Altec and KEF efforts  from my garage in order to park my car there and I have a two-car garage.
(actually trying to put both my wife's Lincoln and my Escalade in the garage would be tight.)

I also have buried my table saw and some of my other tools with miscellaneous bullshit that just needs to go away.
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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #66 on: May 04, 2014, 10:49:48 PM »
We also have a two-car garage. No car has been able to park there in fourteen years because there's a cinema in there.

I mean, where do others have their cinemas?
To me it looks like you're saying that banning bombs didn't stop bombs going off therefore there is no point to gun control because it's a mental health issue. 

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #67 on: May 05, 2014, 05:55:40 AM »
We also have a two-car garage. No car has been able to park there in fourteen years because there's a cinema in there.

I mean, where do others have their cinemas?

I would think a basement, where it's dark. :dunno:
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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #68 on: May 05, 2014, 08:28:22 PM »
We also have a two-car garage. No car has been able to park there in fourteen years because there's a cinema in there.

I mean, where do others have their cinemas?

I am pretty sure that most people DO NOT have the kind of cinema system you have. Might be one or two others, but no more, I am thinking.

I have consulted in terms of audio on home installs where the owner had some form of Hi-Def, digital projector hanging from the ceiling, flaming a one hundred fifty inch or larger screen, which sits "in front of their speakers" (WTF!). The challenge is to make the sound OK with the fucking screen in the way. OK, we can do that!  ... but give me professional equipment, like theaters use when blasting past a screen or just give up and use the shit as it is.
 :dunno:

My idea of "what you need to get good sound" often pisses off the new money people, who thought they could do it all on a shoestring with a smattering of goo. But what do I know? I only have a lifetime of experience making good sound in questionable rooms.

I really wish that my garage had a "theme."  Instead, mine is a huge disorganized storage facility. It has gotten worse since I had surgery. I am barely getting back to making something other than a mess of it all. Finding all my tools again is one of the first things on my list.
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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #69 on: May 07, 2014, 02:31:54 PM »
If you have the right kind of screen, you can place your speakers where they belong. The problem is that those screens are pointless if the auditorium is small because you'll see that the screen is perforated.

Better to have a think beforehand and realise that you need to compromise. Left and right are supposed to be placed right near the edges--inside would be best but outside is a good approximation if you don't have the equipment--because films will be mixed with that setup in mind. It's about consistency in psychoacoustics rather than exact measurements. It's how our brains work.

The centre is what it is. I'd go with placing the HF above the screen, angled, and would probably prefer a higher split to the subwoofer if possible, but depending on where the sub is placed.

My living room, OTOH, has a 50" plasma and the centre placed below the screen. It works because the viewing distance and the angle of the centre plays tricks on the mind. The side speakers are a bit further outside the screen edges than what Dolby prescribed, but again it's psychoacoustics rather than an exact science.
To me it looks like you're saying that banning bombs didn't stop bombs going off therefore there is no point to gun control because it's a mental health issue. 

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #70 on: June 14, 2017, 03:14:35 PM »
Bumpity bump.
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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #71 on: September 21, 2017, 12:47:14 AM »
I know what you look like. You are fucking fat with dark circles under you eyes. You look like an Unger.
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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #72 on: September 21, 2017, 08:26:46 AM »
I know what you look like. You are fucking fat with dark circles under you eyes. You look like an Unger.

I look average and the dark circles under my eyes aren't a thing anymore, so you're wrong on that front. Christ, I posted images of myself from last year in the photos thread that gives a more accurate representation of what I look like.

And even if I was a bit tubby, are you in any position to make fun of someone else's weight? I know what you look like, you have dark greasy hair and you're obese.  :orly:


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