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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2014, 04:35:57 PM »
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

The prostitute I killed yesterday? :orly:

No, I'm kidding. She stopped twitching hours ago. :zoinks:

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
They're both at the bottom of the sea and full of seamen  :zoinks: :orly:

(one of the darkest jokes you'll ever hear from me)


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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2014, 04:55:47 PM »
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

I'm assuming the lovechild of Winnie the Pooh and Cthulhu.
That too.  (Original answer:  A nervous wreck.)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2014, 03:50:41 PM »
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

I'm assuming the lovechild of Winnie the Pooh and Cthulhu.
That too.  (Original answer:  A nervous wreck.)

I think my answer was better  :M


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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2014, 12:55:52 PM »
Do you collect anything?
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2014, 03:04:04 PM »
Do you collect anything?

Not really, no. :dunno:


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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2014, 06:56:47 PM »
Why would I want to ask the asshole a question behind the wall?
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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2014, 08:24:14 PM »
Ever tried to break down the wall?
People just like to think they can know who the monsters are, but they can't.

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #37 on: April 20, 2014, 09:31:51 PM »
I thought the membership might like to watch him squirm, that's all.
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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2014, 10:46:02 PM »
Ah, I meant it as a question for him.  :P
People just like to think they can know who the monsters are, but they can't.

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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2014, 03:58:01 PM »
Why would I want to ask the asshole a question behind the wall?

Because you're  :viking:


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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2014, 03:59:31 PM »
Ever tried to break down the wall?

Break down this:



No. But I have climbed over it.


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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2014, 11:36:40 PM »
Why would I want to ask the asshole a question behind the wall?

Because you're  :viking:

I may be :viking:, but I'm even  :nerd!:
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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2014, 07:59:47 AM »
Do you collect anything?

Not really, no. :dunno:

Have any special interests or areas of expertise?
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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2014, 05:09:46 PM »
Do you collect anything?

Not really, no. :dunno:

Have any special interests or areas of expertise?

Special interests: Creative writing (particularly science fiction of fantasy)
Expertise: Patience.


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Re: Interrogate the Asshole Beyond the Wall
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2014, 09:37:59 PM »
No. But I have climbed over it.

Looks like some folks went straight through it.
People just like to think they can know who the monsters are, but they can't.