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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #150 on: December 20, 2015, 07:08:25 PM »
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #154 on: February 09, 2018, 08:45:10 PM »
I today's climate, yes.

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #155 on: February 13, 2018, 03:55:43 AM »
*touches Pappy's butt*   :zoinks:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #156 on: February 13, 2018, 04:12:11 AM »
If you've got both hands on their shoulders at the time then it just might be.
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #157 on: February 13, 2018, 04:23:44 AM »
If you've got both hands on their shoulders at the time then it just might be.

There was this guy in school who used to press his crotch up against my bum in the crowds at the lockers between classes, but I never said anything to him about it because I liked it.  :zoinks:
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #158 on: February 13, 2018, 09:26:44 AM »
When I was in grade school, the only rodent I molested lost its tail.

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #159 on: February 13, 2018, 02:18:09 PM »
Is it still stuck in your ass??   :zoinks:

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #160 on: February 13, 2018, 07:31:08 PM »
It just seemed to spin so well

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #161 on: February 17, 2018, 10:52:15 PM »
If you've got both hands on their shoulders at the time then it just might be.

There was this guy in school who used to press his crotch up against my bum in the crowds at the lockers between classes, but I never said anything to him about it because I liked it.  :zoinks:

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #162 on: February 18, 2018, 10:56:33 PM »
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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #163 on: February 19, 2018, 12:08:49 AM »
:lol1:   :plus: Sorry, I can't really plus you.

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Re: Is touching someone's bum a sexual assault?
« Reply #164 on: February 19, 2018, 11:27:00 AM »
Better rethink the design on that one. A murine knife? thats going to both be really squelchy in a horrible kind of way, give out one last awful squeak, drive little tiny mouse bone fragments into your hand, that are almost certain to be laden with some sort of horrible infectious disease and spray mouse intestines backwards, all over the wielder. The consequences of an overhand stab would be, as a result, probably getting a stream of mouse/rat crap and instantly everted intestinal tract hitting you in the mouth and eyes in a disease-ridden, repulsively squelchtastic and slobbery, slimy not-quite-string-of-sausages-but-closer-than-you-want-to-even-think-about spray of rat guts sort of way.

I accidentally stepped on a dead rat once when I was younger, wearing heavy boots...and whilst I didn't check the heel of my newrocks for rat bone shrapnel, I both saw and heard the 'sphhhilcccnhhkkerrngnghhrrrhhpfftthttttrr' of a dead rat's intestinal canal plus various assorted internal organs coming squirting out of its ratty little anus and landing in a ropey, slimy, pallid, blueish-veiny stranded heap like a string of sausages might if it were whirled round one's head with a weight at one end then thrown. Only out of a deceased rodent's chocolate starfish.

Not a sight one forgets in a hurry. Fucking thing even squeaked. When it was already dead (before I stepped on its corpse) It didn't smell much better than it looked or sounded either.

So the handle on that gets squeezed? thats going to be a horrible mess, much of it pointed right back at the wielder of the rat-shiv.
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