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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2013, 12:24:41 PM »
Nice try but you come off as someone who is trying to sound incoherent.
To me it looks like you're saying that banning bombs didn't stop bombs going off therefore there is no point to gun control because it's a mental health issue. 

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2013, 12:51:18 PM »
Yeah. There can be only one Randy. I miss that guy.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2013, 12:57:57 PM »
Where members get into romantic relationships with each other.

We don't have a thread or forum for that. You're welcome to start a thread, though.

Indeed. Start by posting :bounce:. ;)

:'(

This thread is about attracting creepy stalker women and not about nonsense.

One of the things you'll soon notice here that nothing stays on topic for long. If at all.

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2013, 05:00:55 PM »
:'(

This thread is about attracting creepy stalker women and not about nonsense.

You're lucky it's not now about airplanes.

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2013, 06:24:01 PM »
This is now a miley cyrus thread. OH GOD WHAT A NASTY BITCH LETS BURN HER AT THE STAKE RIGHT GUYS?

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2013, 06:39:40 PM »
:'(

This thread is about attracting creepy stalker women and not about nonsense.

You're lucky it's not now about airplanes.

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It could be about airplanes, if you want it to be. :zoinks:
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2013, 08:46:19 PM »
This is now a miley cyrus thread. OH GOD WHAT A NASTY BITCH LETS BURN HER AT THE STAKE RIGHT GUYS?







@ OP ask Lestat how he got his stalker. ;)

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2013, 10:26:39 PM »
Do they even exist? I mean women who will find out where you live and write you unwanted love letters, send you stuff and such <3 .

What is the best strategy? Posting youtube videos or rather xhamster?

I don't really understand what women like and what I like doesn't work for people.

I am unsure how to do it, except by mere chance through becoming extremely popular.

Are you talking about Amy?
I don't want to hear it. Save your complaints to Odeon. Yes, we had decided to drop hostilities. No, I didnt expect that Odeon would do other than start shit again like he always does
You're not going to stick to "a handful people", are you? That would be stupid.
Damned if I won't respond.
So it's on again & you can lay the blame squarely at his feet. Little passive-aggressive bitch

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2013, 10:48:52 PM »
Yeah. There can be only one Randy. I miss that guy.

At least we know he is OK, more or less. He did return, even if it only was for a week or two.
To me it looks like you're saying that banning bombs didn't stop bombs going off therefore there is no point to gun control because it's a mental health issue. 

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #39 on: October 10, 2013, 01:08:45 AM »
Are you talking about Amy?

No. Creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women who do not want to mutilate or murder you and do not involve governmental agencies.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #40 on: October 10, 2013, 03:07:31 AM »
:'(

This thread is about attracting creepy stalker women and not about nonsense.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #41 on: October 10, 2013, 07:54:28 AM »
Yeah. There can be only one Randy. I miss that guy.

Randy is our god.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #42 on: October 10, 2013, 10:01:01 AM »
Yeah. There can be only one Randy. I miss that guy.

At least we know he is OK, more or less. He did return, even if it only was for a week or two.

Yeah. I saw he was alive, but that's about all I could glean. Still seemed pretty randyish though. That's a good sign.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2013, 06:51:54 AM »
Camels can be divided into two categories, single and double humped. The single-humped one, aka, the Dromedary, is by far the most common, and can be found in the Middle East and large parts of northern Africa.
It is a very tough and sturdy animal, with almost supernatural survival abilities (it can be dehydrated way beyond any other mammals ability to survive it), and due to their extremely hostile environment, they are accustomed to - and prefer - thorny, hard plants to eat.

The double humped one, often much more recognizeable, is remarkably rare, and almost extinct in the wild. These are found in central Asia, mostly Mongolia.

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2013, 08:54:02 PM »
Come on, n00b, you're a huge success!! I've got your random creepy obsessive controlling stalker woman for you right here.  :-* Get you crybaby ass in here, show me your PP, and quit ignoring me, punk. I'm just trying to make you happy.  :hahaha:
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