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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2013, 01:45:18 PM »
I watch OCD documentaries just for the women :( .
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2013, 04:07:22 PM »
Why would you want to Stalk Duckie anyways?

She would just annoy you about her cats....

Then again... I get the sameway about my birds.

FUCK!!!!


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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2013, 06:20:46 PM »
Why would you want to Stalk Duckie anyways?

She would just annoy you about her cats....

Then again... I get the sameway about my birds.

FUCK!!!!

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2013, 06:25:21 PM »
A viking? Obviously. That made no sense at all.

How is that obvious? I have viking ancestry for real  8)

  I could have it too, you know, on my mother's side, from when the Vikings arrived in the British Isles.  :apondering:
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2013, 07:30:29 PM »
I watch OCD documentaries just for the women :( .

I know you are screaming for attention and want to shock, but you are uninteresting and we don't know you
I don't want to hear it. Save your complaints to Odeon. Yes, we had decided to drop hostilities. No, I didnt expect that Odeon would do other than start shit again like he always does
You're not going to stick to "a handful people", are you? That would be stupid.
Damned if I won't respond.
So it's on again & you can lay the blame squarely at his feet. Little passive-aggressive bitch

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2013, 10:29:13 PM »
What I have found on this forum so far is mostly a big pile of shit. I guess the content goes with the favicon.

Where is the dating thread btw?

Dating thread?
To me it looks like you're saying that banning bombs didn't stop bombs going off therefore there is no point to gun control because it's a mental health issue. 

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2013, 02:15:12 AM »
Where members get into romantic relationships with each other.


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I know you are screaming for attention and want to shock, but you are uninteresting and we don't know you

I am just asking what I am afraid to ask elsewhere.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2013, 04:59:04 AM »
I have never advanced any further with relationships on this board than speaking with Shima and Fiona about their sexual preferences on MSN  :(

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2013, 06:28:45 AM »
A viking? Obviously. That made no sense at all.

:trollface:

:indeed:

What I have found on this forum so far is mostly a big pile of shit. I guess the content goes with the favicon.

Where is the dating thread btw?

That's because you're only reading your own threads. :-*

I watch OCD documentaries just for the women :( .

I know you are screaming for attention and want to shock, but you are uninteresting and we don't know you

How is it shocking to watch documentaries, for any reason? :dunno: Saying that you watch documentaries is an ineffective trolling tactic.

Where members get into romantic relationships with each other.


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I know you are screaming for attention and want to shock, but you are uninteresting and we don't know you

I am just asking what I am afraid to ask elsewhere.

I'm afraid that you've confused us with WP. The dating thread is here. :autism:

And your quote of Al's post is misleading. He wasn't responding to a question you posted.

I have never advanced any further with relationships on this board than speaking with Shima and Fiona about their sexual preferences on MSN  :(

We're all out of your age range. ;)
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2013, 06:50:46 AM »
Shit response. Next.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2013, 11:14:51 AM »
Shit response. Next.

sometimes do I at when for there to be only that?
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2013, 11:49:52 AM »
:'(

This thread is about attracting creepy stalker women and not about nonsense.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2013, 12:13:59 PM »
Where members get into romantic relationships with each other.

We don't have a thread or forum for that. You're welcome to start a thread, though.
To me it looks like you're saying that banning bombs didn't stop bombs going off therefore there is no point to gun control because it's a mental health issue. 

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2013, 12:15:00 PM »
:'(

This thread is about attracting creepy stalker women and not about nonsense.

One of the things you'll soon notice here that nothing stays on topic for long. If at all.
To me it looks like you're saying that banning bombs didn't stop bombs going off therefore there is no point to gun control because it's a mental health issue. 

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2013, 12:19:24 PM »
I was in the library and popped a boner when women walked by because 1200 herbal med tablets ginseng sexsex I can lift 500 pounds with my neck come on out I want to make fun of you
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"