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Re: Post something shameful that happened to you
« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2018, 09:56:51 AM »
My wife told me that if I did not get up from my computer and help with house work she would slam my head into the keyboard.


Of course, I knew that she was jokingsvrdso56un tyndfher68ufgernsliunefw;oefn.

Ow!
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Re: Post something shameful that happened to you
« Reply #31 on: December 24, 2018, 09:58:56 AM »
My wife told that if I did not get up from my computer and help with house work she would slam my head into the keyboard.


Of course, I knew that she was jokingsvrdso56un tyndfher68ufgernsliunefw;oefn.

Ow!

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Re: Post something shameful that happened to you
« Reply #32 on: December 24, 2018, 10:05:19 AM »
Ah, now that would have been irritating.

Once, when I used to wear contact lenses, I lost one. In my eye. I was looking all over the floor for it when I realised my eye didn't feel quite right. The contact had folded in half and gone up behind my upper eyelid, as far as it could go. Took me ages to work it down enough to pinch it off my eyeball.

Some people get squeamish about this type of thing but it doesn't bother me.

PA had a cornea transplant and tried contact lenses.  He couldn't stand anything near his eyes, so guess who got the Herculean (I almost had to sit on him to do this, so it was Herculean) task of inserting and taking the lenses out? We decided it was NOT working out when I tried to remove his cornea rather than the lens which had migrated elsewhere. 
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Re: Post something shameful that happened to you
« Reply #33 on: December 24, 2018, 05:42:11 PM »
^Wow, that would have taken some patience on your part.

People are naturally defensive when things come near their eyes so I can understand PA's reaction. Contacts were not for him!
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