Its a beautiful fall day. My 70+ neighbor, who has never left the county, assures me this neighborhood has the finest weather in the world: never too hot, never too cold with 310 days of sunshine a year.
However, yesterday I experience the most severe hail storm I have ever seen. A huge crack of thunder and the gods threw millions of golf balls at the town. The visibility was nil and the noise deafening. After about 15 minutes, the gods got bored and went off to do mischief elsewhere and the sun returned.
Apparently, they went off to bake Pappy alive!