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Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« on: April 25, 2013, 03:13:48 PM »
Hurry the fuck up and get to it!

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Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2013, 03:15:44 PM »
  That reminds me, I have to hurry up and get to my    :laundry:    as soon as I have asked you a question.
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Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2013, 03:16:38 PM »
  So why did you use the thumbs-down icon for this thread?  :orly:
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Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2013, 03:18:01 PM »
  So why did you use the thumbs-down icon for this thread?  :orly:

I used it because I am in an exceptionally bad mood today, which is not a rare occurrence for me.

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Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2013, 03:19:02 PM »
Fully erect, how long is your cock?
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Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2013, 03:19:08 PM »
  So why did you use the thumbs-down icon for this thread?  :orly:

I used it because I am in an exceptionally bad mood today, which is not a rare occurrence for me.

  Your avatar is angry too.  Is the anger work-related?  :orly:
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Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2013, 03:29:11 PM »
Fully erect, how long is your cock?

Around 4.55 inches.

  So why did you use the thumbs-down icon for this thread?  :orly:

I used it because I am in an exceptionally bad mood today, which is not a rare occurrence for me.

  Your avatar is angry too.  Is the anger work-related?  :orly:

Nope, work isn't so bad, most of my anger is to do with the petulant slut of a daughter I am ashamed of having ever conceived.

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Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2013, 03:39:06 PM »
On average, how many times per day do you masturbate?
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Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2013, 05:27:24 PM »
NO!

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Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2013, 06:12:27 PM »
What level of education have you completed?
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Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2013, 09:51:03 PM »
Do you like hot stones too?
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Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2013, 09:56:19 PM »
Do you like hot stones too?
i like the Rolling Stones.
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Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2013, 11:36:36 PM »
Where in the world have you been? (as in, travelled, lived, or lingered)
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2013, 03:54:50 AM »
What did the teachers say about you at school?

Is your cousins fone ok now?

When you jump up and down which bits wobble?
blah blah blah

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Re: Ask Me Some Questions. Now, please.
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2013, 04:04:59 AM »
Are you  :viking: ?

Loquerisne Latine?  :orly: