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I just had sex, thread.
« on: April 23, 2013, 01:16:04 PM »
Tell us what kind.  Five details, if you wish.
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2013, 01:16:34 PM »
Give.  Lol.
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2013, 01:17:05 PM »
I just had trans vaginal.
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2013, 06:57:16 PM »
I had imaginary sex   :orly:

and i came like a fucking freight train  :P
blah blah blah

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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2013, 07:02:27 PM »
So if imaginary sex counts, then so does sex with Rosy Palms.  :autism:

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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2013, 09:45:20 PM »
Wait a minute. Where did the phrase "coming into manhood" and "coming into womanhood" or just generally "coming of age" originate?
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2013, 07:52:23 PM »
I just had trans vaginal.

  Transvaginal mesh is implicated in health problems.  People are suing.  :thumbdn:
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2013, 07:53:59 PM »
I just had trans vaginal.

  Transvaginal mesh is implicated in health problems.  People are suing.  :thumbdn:
i used cock
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2013, 08:53:48 AM »
Not only did I not just have sex, but you want five details!?
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2013, 01:39:04 PM »
Not only did I not just have sex, but you want five details!?
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    Only  five details?  :zoinks:
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2013, 01:44:03 PM »
1. I'm
2. a
3. fucking
4. Virgin
5. Dammit!

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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2013, 02:42:37 PM »
1. I'm
2. a
3. fucking
4. Virgin
5. Dammit!
Try a larger lady.  The big uns need loving too.
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2013, 06:22:32 PM »
1.  No electricity.
2.  The PR to a friend's house because of the possibility of her using candles in the night.
3.  Alone with Prince Albert
4.  Candlelight
5.  Heavenly
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2013, 10:01:16 PM »
Watched a porno where this gf gives her boyfriend a handjob.

She was sexy....made me came. In a really good mood.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2013, 12:32:01 AM »
Oh woe is me!

sexless,  loveless,  godless existance :headbang2:
blah blah blah