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My aspbergers daughter
« on: April 14, 2013, 07:18:56 PM »
She us 15.  She has a new special friend who is a boy.  My wife just oundout last night that this Bo has aspbergers. 
Coincidence?
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Re: My aspbergers daughter
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2013, 08:08:54 PM »
Birds of a feather pork eachothers nethers.  :green:

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Re: My aspbergers daughter
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2013, 08:13:42 PM »
Not quite sure about that. She has sensory issues and hates being touched.  His mom told my wife that he has aspbergers.  And he is Mormon, so the magic underwear offers an additional layer of protection.
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Re: My aspbergers daughter
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2013, 08:15:27 PM »
Don't EVER let him try to convert her to Moronism. :nerdy:

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Re: My aspbergers daughter
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2013, 08:17:42 PM »
I'm an atheist.  My children get to choose their own path.  Being free human beings they get to choose what makes them happy. What gets them through the day.
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Re: My aspbergers daughter
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2013, 08:22:11 PM »
There's plenty of happy slaves out there.

Moronism is a cult that DEMANDS your money, kinda like Scientology

I'm all for people chosing their own path, but these groups trick you into joining by not telling you the truth of what they're about.

It isn't untill they have you by the balls that they reveal their true selves.

If you love your daughter, don't let her get sucked in, she will no longer be her own person, she will be their servant.

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Re: My aspbergers daughter
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2013, 08:28:48 PM »
Thanks for the advice, but I'll let them choose.
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Re: My aspbergers daughter
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2013, 11:28:32 PM »
Not a coincidence, I think. Good luck anyway.

And it's "Asperger".
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Re: My aspbergers daughter
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2013, 03:13:54 AM »
Not a coincidence, I think. Good luck anyway.

And it's "Asperger".

I was just going to point that out too.

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Re: My aspbergers daughter
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2013, 06:06:33 AM »
No wonder she won't eat hamburger meat.
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Re: My aspbergers daughter
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2013, 07:59:14 AM »
If he has sensory issues and can't touch anyone either, thank your lucky stars.  :P
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Re: My aspbergers daughter
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2013, 11:19:02 PM »
If he has sensory issues and can't touch anyone either, thank your lucky stars.  :P

Boy? Not touch girl?

Unless he is a Marsian, I wouldn't bet on it.
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Re: My aspbergers daughter
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2013, 07:18:53 AM »
If he has sensory issues and can't touch anyone either, thank your lucky stars.  :P

Boy? Not touch girl?

Unless he is a Marsian, I wouldn't bet on it.
its begins with a boob fascination and snowballs from there.
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Re: My aspbergers daughter
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2013, 06:02:12 PM »
If he has sensory issues and can't touch anyone either, thank your lucky stars.  :P

Boy? Not touch girl?

Unless he is a Marsian, I wouldn't bet on it.
its begins with a boob fascination and snowballs from there.

Are snowballs like blue balls?
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Re: My aspbergers daughter
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2013, 06:18:55 PM »
Blueberry, yes.
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