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Offline Yuri Bezmenov

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Welcome Zared!
« on: March 30, 2013, 07:32:19 PM »
Tell us a bit about yourself.

« Last Edit: March 30, 2013, 07:51:45 PM by Zάred »
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Re: Welcome PistachioFuck!
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2013, 07:47:13 PM »
Okay, pathetic, retarded failtroll, if you insist!

I am a 24 yr old Aspie living in a small apartment on a noisy, busy street in a neighbourhood I really dislike, because there are many thugs around. I enjoy video games, such as The Legend of Zelda and Sonic the Hedgehog.

I don't speak to my parents much. They've never understood me, and they ALWAYS go out of their way to criticise everything I do, right down to how I speak, walk... Breath.

I'm socially anxious, and so haven't had any luck making friends IRL, but I try to satisfy my social and sexual desires using the Internet, to no avail so far. I've been banned from more forums than I can count for various reasons, and mainstream social networks such as Facebook have never appealed to me.

One last thing, there's only one thing more pathetic than being me - having such a shitty life that you'd WANT to be, wouldn't you agree, Mr Impersonator? 
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Re: Welcome PistachioFuck!
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2013, 07:49:53 PM »
You remind me of "Caligula", another self professed "super-troll" on some other lame-ass forum. He also used to frequent "troll forums" where he obviously tried to do what nobody has ever done before him, surely: To troll the trolls.

Obviously, they were - and still are - super duper impressed!
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Offline Yuri Bezmenov

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Re: Welcome PistachioFuck!
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2013, 07:53:14 PM »
Quote from: Zared on March 30, 2013, 07:47:13 PM
One last thing, there's only one thing more pathetic than being me - having such a shitty life that you'd WANT to be, wouldn't you agree, Mr Impersonator?

No argument from me.  :dunno:
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Re: Welcome Zared!
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2013, 07:57:25 PM »
Welcome.
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Re: Welcome Zared!
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2013, 08:57:51 PM »
Welcome back Marx.
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Re: Welcome Zared!
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2013, 09:22:27 PM »
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Re: Welcome Zared!
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2013, 09:25:01 PM »
I am not this fucking Marx person you're all so obsessed with you lifeless rats!

So, is there anyone here actually worth talking to, or are you all paranoid cunts?!
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Re: Welcome Zared!
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2013, 09:27:36 PM »
All the paranoid cunts are on WP.

Hurry. You can catch up with them.
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Re: Welcome Zared!
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2013, 09:52:03 PM »
We have a sleeper sockpuppet.
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Re: Welcome Zared!
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2013, 10:03:57 PM »
What the fuck is with the reported posts?
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Re: Welcome Zared!
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2013, 10:20:50 PM »
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Re: Welcome Zared!
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2013, 10:42:37 PM »
Quote from: Parts on March 30, 2013, 10:03:57 PM
What the fuck is with the reported posts?

Is this marx??
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Re: Welcome Zared!
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2013, 10:44:29 PM »
Quote from: TA on March 30, 2013, 09:52:03 PM
We have a sleeper sockpuppet.

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Re: Welcome Zared!
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