Your trolling attempt has failed.
I should be able to have one because I fucking want one.
pfftt!! you'd just shoot yourself with it, kiddo!!!
Prove it.
You want ME to shoot YOU?? Sure, give me your addy and I'll oblige.
I know you don't brain and you have the dumb, but that's something YOU need to prove.
Tell us what local newspaper would carry your obituary and we'll keep an eye out for you.