This *is* an orgy.
Woohoo I was sat behind a real fuckfest today. Sat there, waiting to turn right, in my little mini and minding my own business... between tracks I heard a beautiful sound. It was the car in front. There was something a-throbbin under the bonnet of the car in front.
It was a Merc SL55 AMG. I did not see the car head on but I could tell it was a 2 door, cheeky little number. It had a sexy rear end and 4 exhausts.
I got home and looked the model up on ebay, thinking I would never ever be able to afford one.
I found this
Chrome is a bit too flashy, but handy to check if bum is looking big in whatever clothes
this is it with the roof on
£15k which is dooable - ish if i sold my mini and my old merc, and sold my soul and maybe did a bank job.
Then I found this
which is advertised as 'Jeremy Clarkson's' old car!
(would want to check interior for stains)
£14k
The car I sat behind was silver, though
Feeling hungry for more, I visited the Mercedes website. You can tinker with the paint colours, interior, wheels etc and I came up with this
OK this would set me back a cool £142k - but look at the wheels on it
It has a sleazy 5.4L V8 engine!
Dirty, hot sex on wheels!
