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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11250 on: May 21, 2011, 07:56:50 PM »
I was raptured at about 2 pm.  Flew a rainbow colored pony up to Heaven and hung out with J-dog and his crew for a little while.  We passed around an epic blunt and shot the shit for a while.  J-dog passed out (little queer can't handle his weed) so I nailed Mary Magdalene until she begged for a break.  Went out to the fridge for some munchies, tripped over this handwoven rug thing that he had in the kitchen and landed back here with the rest of you "sinners".  It was an entertaining afternoon I guess.  The pony ride was pretty sweet.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11251 on: May 21, 2011, 08:01:20 PM »
Quote from: Midwife on May 21, 2011, 07:56:50 PM
I was raptured at about 2 pm.  Flew a rainbow colored pony up to Heaven and hung out with J-dog and his crew for a little while.  We passed around an epic blunt and shot the shit for a while.  J-dog passed out (little queer can't handle his weed) so I nailed Mary Magdalene until she begged for a break.  Went out to the fridge for some munchies, tripped over this handwoven rug thing that he had in the kitchen and landed back here with the rest of you "sinners".  It was an entertaining afternoon I guess.  The pony ride was pretty sweet.
Did the pony have a swastika on it's ass?  :autism:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11252 on: May 21, 2011, 08:52:27 PM »
Quote from: PPK on May 21, 2011, 08:01:20 PM
Quote from: Midwife on May 21, 2011, 07:56:50 PM
I was raptured at about 2 pm.  Flew a rainbow colored pony up to Heaven and hung out with J-dog and his crew for a little while.  We passed around an epic blunt and shot the shit for a while.  J-dog passed out (little queer can't handle his weed) so I nailed Mary Magdalene until she begged for a break.  Went out to the fridge for some munchies, tripped over this handwoven rug thing that he had in the kitchen and landed back here with the rest of you "sinners".  It was an entertaining afternoon I guess.  The pony ride was pretty sweet.
Did the pony have a swastika on it's ass?  :autism:

 And speaking of that, where's Lit?  :orly:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11253 on: May 21, 2011, 09:05:23 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 21, 2011, 08:52:27 PM
Quote from: PPK on May 21, 2011, 08:01:20 PM
Quote from: Midwife on May 21, 2011, 07:56:50 PM
I was raptured at about 2 pm.  Flew a rainbow colored pony up to Heaven and hung out with J-dog and his crew for a little while.  We passed around an epic blunt and shot the shit for a while.  J-dog passed out (little queer can't handle his weed) so I nailed Mary Magdalene until she begged for a break.  Went out to the fridge for some munchies, tripped over this handwoven rug thing that he had in the kitchen and landed back here with the rest of you "sinners".  It was an entertaining afternoon I guess.  The pony ride was pretty sweet.
Did the pony have a swastika on it's ass?  :autism:

 And speaking of that, where's Lit?  :orly:

Maybe he was one of the chosen few?
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11254 on: May 22, 2011, 12:10:13 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on May 21, 2011, 09:05:23 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 21, 2011, 08:52:27 PM
Quote from: PPK on May 21, 2011, 08:01:20 PM
Quote from: Midwife on May 21, 2011, 07:56:50 PM
I was raptured at about 2 pm.  Flew a rainbow colored pony up to Heaven and hung out with J-dog and his crew for a little while.  We passed around an epic blunt and shot the shit for a while.  J-dog passed out (little queer can't handle his weed) so I nailed Mary Magdalene until she begged for a break.  Went out to the fridge for some munchies, tripped over this handwoven rug thing that he had in the kitchen and landed back here with the rest of you "sinners".  It was an entertaining afternoon I guess.  The pony ride was pretty sweet.
Did the pony have a swastika on it's ass?  :autism:

 And speaking of that, where's Lit?  :orly:

Maybe he was one of the chosen few?

 He was last active here on May 15!  Maybe he was chosen early!   :orly:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11255 on: May 22, 2011, 02:30:03 AM »
AFAIK he doesn't own a laptop so maybe he's just been away for a few days.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11256 on: May 22, 2011, 02:37:52 AM »
Just trolled for a bit in the comments section of an online newspaper. :zoinks:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11257 on: May 22, 2011, 07:12:17 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 22, 2011, 02:37:52 AM
Just trolled for a bit in the comments section of an online newspaper. :zoinks:

 What kinds of comments did you post?  :zoinks:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11258 on: May 22, 2011, 07:13:00 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 22, 2011, 02:30:03 AM
AFAIK he doesn't own a laptop so maybe he's just been away for a few days.

 Maybe he is out in the woods, blowing things up!   :arrr:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11259 on: May 22, 2011, 08:13:54 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on May 21, 2011, 09:05:23 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 21, 2011, 08:52:27 PM
Quote from: PPK on May 21, 2011, 08:01:20 PM
Quote from: Midwife on May 21, 2011, 07:56:50 PM
I was raptured at about 2 pm.  Flew a rainbow colored pony up to Heaven and hung out with J-dog and his crew for a little while.  We passed around an epic blunt and shot the shit for a while.  J-dog passed out (little queer can't handle his weed) so I nailed Mary Magdalene until she begged for a break.  Went out to the fridge for some munchies, tripped over this handwoven rug thing that he had in the kitchen and landed back here with the rest of you "sinners".  It was an entertaining afternoon I guess.  The pony ride was pretty sweet.
Did the pony have a swastika on it's ass?  :autism:

 And speaking of that, where's Lit?  :orly:

Maybe he was one of the chosen few?

That is almost a certainty. He is purity in its most pure form.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11260 on: May 22, 2011, 08:17:46 AM »
Quote from: Midwife on May 21, 2011, 07:56:50 PM
I was raptured at about 2 pm.  Flew a rainbow colored pony up to Heaven and hung out with J-dog and his crew for a little while.  We passed around an epic blunt and shot the shit for a while.  J-dog passed out (little queer can't handle his weed) so I nailed Mary Magdalene until she begged for a break.  Went out to the fridge for some munchies, tripped over this handwoven rug thing that he had in the kitchen and landed back here with the rest of you "sinners".  It was an entertaining afternoon I guess.  The pony ride was pretty sweet.

Sounds unreal.

You sure you weren't smoking before you flew up that rainbow?  :2thumbsup:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11261 on: May 22, 2011, 08:25:19 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 22, 2011, 08:17:46 AM
Quote from: Midwife on May 21, 2011, 07:56:50 PM
I was raptured at about 2 pm.  Flew a rainbow colored pony up to Heaven and hung out with J-dog and his crew for a little while.  We passed around an epic blunt and shot the shit for a while.  J-dog passed out (little queer can't handle his weed) so I nailed Mary Magdalene until she begged for a break.  Went out to the fridge for some munchies, tripped over this handwoven rug thing that he had in the kitchen and landed back here with the rest of you "sinners".  It was an entertaining afternoon I guess.  The pony ride was pretty sweet.

Sounds unreal.

You sure you weren't smoking before you flew up that rainbow?  :2thumbsup:

    The rainbow is real!  Look, here it is! ----->   :baked:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11262 on: May 22, 2011, 08:37:34 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 22, 2011, 08:25:19 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 22, 2011, 08:17:46 AM
Quote from: Midwife on May 21, 2011, 07:56:50 PM
I was raptured at about 2 pm.  Flew a rainbow colored pony up to Heaven and hung out with J-dog and his crew for a little while.  We passed around an epic blunt and shot the shit for a while.  J-dog passed out (little queer can't handle his weed) so I nailed Mary Magdalene until she begged for a break.  Went out to the fridge for some munchies, tripped over this handwoven rug thing that he had in the kitchen and landed back here with the rest of you "sinners".  It was an entertaining afternoon I guess.  The pony ride was pretty sweet.

Sounds unreal.

You sure you weren't smoking before you flew up that rainbow?  :2thumbsup:

    The rainbow is real!  Look, here it is! ----->   :baked:
That's not a rainbow, look at it's weird colours. It's an abomination.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11263 on: May 22, 2011, 08:41:44 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 22, 2011, 08:37:34 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 22, 2011, 08:25:19 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 22, 2011, 08:17:46 AM
Quote from: Midwife on May 21, 2011, 07:56:50 PM
I was raptured at about 2 pm.  Flew a rainbow colored pony up to Heaven and hung out with J-dog and his crew for a little while.  We passed around an epic blunt and shot the shit for a while.  J-dog passed out (little queer can't handle his weed) so I nailed Mary Magdalene until she begged for a break.  Went out to the fridge for some munchies, tripped over this handwoven rug thing that he had in the kitchen and landed back here with the rest of you "sinners".  It was an entertaining afternoon I guess.  The pony ride was pretty sweet.

Sounds unreal.

You sure you weren't smoking before you flew up that rainbow?  :2thumbsup:

    The rainbow is real!  Look, here it is! ----->   :baked:
That's not a rainbow, look at it's weird colours. It's an abomination.

 Like, an abomination before God?!  :aff:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #11264 on: May 22, 2011, 09:15:17 AM »
I fitted a bag........... :paperbag:
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