What have you done today?

['andersom']

Drove to the summer place and back. Talked to my brother about Jaguars (he owns one). Took apart a lawnmower that was misbehaving.

That'll teach the damned thing! 

Turns out it didn't. Further actions have to be taken to ensure compliance.

My advice: 

Sledgehammers can be so satisfactory.

Indeed. I think I'll try a less definitive method first, though.

I understand a few of the male members have some sheep they might lend you.

Oh your Highness, you made me roar with laughter. 

[odeon]

Drove to the summer place and back. Talked to my brother about Jaguars (he owns one). Took apart a lawnmower that was misbehaving.

That'll teach the damned thing! 

Turns out it didn't. Further actions have to be taken to ensure compliance.

My advice: 

Sledgehammers can be so satisfactory.

Indeed. I think I'll try a less definitive method first, though.

I understand a few of the male members have some sheep they might lend you.

Can they manage without them?

["couldbecousin"]

Today I have done very little, other than postwhoring. I'll post an update in a few hours. 

[Adam]

doctors appointment in the morning then went to matalan and then a pet shop place with an aquarium. bought a nesting thing for the birds and a couple dog toys for my spoilt dog

["couldbecousin"]

I have begun the cleaning. It's going to be a BIG job. 

[Queen Victoria]

Drove to the summer place and back. Talked to my brother about Jaguars (he owns one). Took apart a lawnmower that was misbehaving.

That'll teach the damned thing!  

Turns out it didn't. Further actions have to be taken to ensure compliance.

My advice:  

Sledgehammers can be so satisfactory.

Indeed. I think I'll try a less definitive method first, though.

I understand a few of the male members have some sheep they might lend you.

Can they manage without them?

They will do very well without them if they were kinder to the fairer and gentler sex on this forum (like that's ever going to  happen!).

["couldbecousin"]

I have posted, of course! And I am continuing to do so! 

[Queen Victoria]

I have begun the cleaning. It's going to be a BIG job. 

I don't know if it's better to think of it as one big job or 483 little jobs.

["couldbecousin"]

I have begun the cleaning. It's going to be a BIG job. 

I don't know if it's better to think of it as one big job or 483 little jobs.

Probably 483,000,000 little jobs! 

[Adam]

I just knocked the fan on the floor by accident - BANG! - and my mum came up thinking I was on the floor having a fit again

[Parts]

Worked in a filthy future restaurant

["couldbecousin"]

I just knocked the fan on the floor by accident - BANG! - and my mum came up thinking I was on the floor having a fit again

I guess it's good that you can laugh about it. Your poor mum though, make her a cup of tea or whatever it is you Brit kids do.  

["couldbecousin"]

Worked in a filthy future restaurant

Let's just hope it doesn't become a filthy current  restaurant. 

[odeon]

Worked. Talked to a car salesman. Worked some more. Talked to the car salesman again. Worked. Moved stuff (a 70mm projector and nine big platters for 70mm film) with a friend. Ate at McDonald's where we planned a little but very devious practical joke. MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Came home and watched some TV. Talked to my kids and wife. Logged in at I2. Posted. Read. Posted some more.

And realised that this could easily have been 12 posts.

["couldbecousin"]

Worked. Talked to a car salesman. Worked some more. Talked to the car salesman again. Worked. Moved stuff (a 70mm projector and nine big platters for 70mm film) with a friend. Ate at McDonald's where we planned a little but very devious practical joke. MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Came home and watched some TV. Talked to my kids and wife. Logged in at I2. Posted. Read. Posted some more.

And realised that this could easily have been 12 posts.

That's OK, it will take awhile for the rest of us to catch up with you!