« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: The Long and the Short and the Tall  (Read 475 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
The Long and the Short and the Tall
« on: November 11, 2012, 07:41:52 PM »
This post from Peter started me wondering:

Quote from: Queen Victoria on Today at 16:49:17
Butterflies needs to get laid.

I volunteer

Since I'm under the impression that Peter is fairly tall and Butterflies fairly petite, what is the ideal height match for sex?  Do you prefer a much taller lover, about your height, much shorter?

FYI, I'm 14 inches (about 32 cm) shorter than PA. We do just fine.
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53574
  • Karma: 2714
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: The Long and the Short and the Tall
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2012, 07:52:47 PM »
  I  have no knowledge of such matters.  :angel:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: The Long and the Short and the Tall
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2012, 08:01:13 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2012, 07:52:47 PM
  I  have no knowledge of such matters.  :angel:

Suuuuure you don't.  Uh,huh. 
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline Icequeen

  • News Box Slave
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 11986
  • Karma: 2026
  • Gender: Female
  • I peopled today.
Re: The Long and the Short and the Tall
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2012, 08:11:43 PM »
Wouldn't know, they all have been taller.  :LOL:

You don't find many guys 5' or under.
Logged

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53574
  • Karma: 2714
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: The Long and the Short and the Tall
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2012, 08:16:03 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on November 11, 2012, 08:11:43 PM
Wouldn't know, they all have been taller.  :LOL:

You don't find many guys 5' or under.

  Awww, you're even shorter than I am!  Almost as short as the Queen!  :laugh:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline Al Swearegen

  • Pussycat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 18721
  • Karma: 2240
  • Always front on and in your face
Re: The Long and the Short and the Tall
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2012, 08:41:21 PM »
Never had a really tall woman. Had shorter and taller and no particular preference. I am 5'9"
Logged
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

TheoK

  • Guest
Re: The Long and the Short and the Tall
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2012, 02:28:33 AM »
Big Sara is 188 and I am 178. Worked out well. But then the bitch dumped me, because she couldn't have a shorter guy as fiancé, just as lover  :thumbdn:
Logged

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: The Long and the Short and the Tall
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2012, 04:11:59 AM »
My first date was 30 cm taller than I am. The difference in height was not the reason we stopped seeing each other after a few months. The people I kissed, the people I dated with, all were taller. But, that does not mean that I have not seen some very attractive and sexy men more than 10 cm shorter than me. Somehow the women I fancied were all taller than I am.  :laugh:
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline Peter

  • Amazing Cyber-Human Hybrid
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 11846
  • Karma: 1115
  • Gender: Male
Re: The Long and the Short and the Tall
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2012, 05:50:24 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 11, 2012, 07:41:52 PM
This post from Peter started me wondering:

Quote from: Queen Victoria on Today at 16:49:17
Butterflies needs to get laid.

I volunteer

Since I'm under the impression that Peter is fairly tall and Butterflies fairly petite, what is the ideal height match for sex?  Do you prefer a much taller lover, about your height, much shorter?

FYI, I'm 14 inches (about 32 cm) shorter than PA. We do just fine.

I'm only 174cm/5'8.5"; slightly below average for the UK.  You can factor that into your mental Peter/Butterflies copulation simulation.
Logged
Quote
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: The Long and the Short and the Tall
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2012, 09:00:33 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on November 11, 2012, 08:11:43 PM
Wouldn't know, they all have been taller.  :LOL:

You don't find many guys 5' or under.

The South seems to have shorter men than the North, but we still don't have a lot of under 5 footers.
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

midlifeaspie

  • Guest
Re: The Long and the Short and the Tall
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2012, 09:41:50 AM »
I have found no real difference or difficulty either way.
Logged

Offline bodie

  • Reflective Katoptronaphiliac of the Aspie Elite
  • News Box Slave
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 14394
  • Karma: 2113
  • Gender: Female
  • busy re arranging deck chairs on board the Titanic
Re: The Long and the Short and the Tall
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2012, 11:52:32 AM »
I am about 5ft 2

never found a problem, but all men have been taller than me
Logged
blah blah blah

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: The Long and the Short and the Tall
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2017, 11:55:10 AM »
I was joking with The PR and telling her I wanted a man who when I kissed him I could look into his eyes.  Bingo!  Found him. 

Perfect qualifications:
He's about 5 foot 3 inches tall
An auto mechanic
72 years old.

Only thing is I don't want to get married again or even date.  I'm too happy being a widow.
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline renaeden

  • Complicated Case of the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 25575
  • Karma: 2515
  • Gender: Female
Re: The Long and the Short and the Tall
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2017, 03:01:55 AM »
My last boyfriend before GA was 6 foot 4 inches tall. And I'm about 5 foot 1 inch. Things could be.... awkward. Usually it had us laughing though.
Logged
Mildly Cute in a Retarded Way
Tek'ma'tae

Offline Icequeen

  • News Box Slave
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 11986
  • Karma: 2026
  • Gender: Female
  • I peopled today.
Re: The Long and the Short and the Tall
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2017, 06:31:17 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 13, 2017, 11:55:10 AM
I was joking with The PR and telling her I wanted a man who when I kissed him I could look into his eyes.  Bingo!  Found him. 

Perfect qualifications:
He's about 5 foot 3 inches tall
An auto mechanic
72 years old.

Only thing is I don't want to get married again or even date.  I'm too happy being a widow.

Coffee buddy.

Having someone to talk to that isn't related to you, and of the opposite sex can be nice.

As long as they know it's just about coffee.

Logged
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »