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Offline Kaze no Kae

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« on: November 19, 2006, 06:03:42 PM »
I can now play the first half of Metallica - Nothing Else Matters on the guitar :P :D

EDIT: on a side note, these smileys are awful and badly need to be changed >.<
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2006, 06:11:01 PM »
 :headbang: :upyours: :rant: :thanks: :titfuck: :naruto4:

and my favorite-  :poop:
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« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2006, 06:33:48 PM »
rofl i meant the basic ones  ::)
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2006, 07:11:00 PM »
I can read medieval German poems with the correct pronounciation.
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2006, 07:56:24 PM »
I can suck my own dick.  :P
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« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2006, 07:58:20 PM »
Yay! You don't need no stinking girl, then!  ;)
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2006, 04:46:20 AM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on November 19, 2006, 07:56:24 PM
I can suck my own dick.  :P
We sooooooooooooooooooo needed that information *goes off to puke*
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2006, 06:03:20 AM »
I wouldn't mind to be that well endowed. And you're not gay jerking yourself off, so why would you be gay sucking yourself off?  8)
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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2006, 06:12:09 AM »
i certainly wish that i could suck my own dick.

i watch dogs do it and it looks like they are enjoying themselves.
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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2006, 06:17:35 AM »
I like to drink or lick my cum out of a pussy or off a woman's face, so why not drink it directly from my own cock? I can as most reach the tip of the foreskin with my lips, but that is a great feeling.
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« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2006, 06:22:03 AM »
i am just afraid that once it started to feel to good that i would break my back or something.
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« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2006, 06:25:55 AM »
That's why I don't do it so often nowaadays. When I was younger I used to lay in a position where I could jerk off and take the cumshot in my mouth. It's a great feeling to take your own cumshot in your mouth. But it did hurt my back a little.
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2006, 07:17:08 AM »
I'm sure if i did it a few times, i'd get used to it, but i am certainly not compelled to suck my own cock.  Then again, i have a small cock, so reaching it is such a pain in the ass, that I am already disinclined to try.
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2006, 07:20:03 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on November 20, 2006, 07:17:08 AM
I'm sure if i did it a few times, i'd get used to it, but i am certainly not compelled to suck my own cock.  Then again, i have a small cock, so reaching it is such a pain in the ass, that I am already disinclined to try.
plus your tummy rolls probably prevent you from being successful.  i know that is the case for me.  and i am not as limber as i was when i was 20 years old.
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2006, 04:10:13 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on November 20, 2006, 06:03:20 AM
I wouldn't mind to be that well endowed. And you're not gay jerking yourself off, so why would you be gay sucking yourself off?  8)

You're not; but you're definitely a cocksucker.
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