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facebook trolling
« on: July 21, 2012, 07:44:45 AM »
started trolling this bitch on facebook. she was a friend of a friend.
my friend asked for help via private chat. so i very hapily obliged.
here are the end results

as you can see from the second screen cap she blocked me [profile pic no longer available and a little note saying so]

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: facebook trolling
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2012, 09:33:16 AM »
I am surprised at you, zippo!  What did she do so wrong for you to treat her so?
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Re: facebook trolling
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2012, 12:57:02 PM »
I am surprised at you, zippo!  What did she do so wrong for you to treat her so?

That's what I'd like to know.
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Re: facebook trolling
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2012, 05:28:19 PM »
I am surprised at you, zippo!  What did she do so wrong for you to treat her so?

nothing. i was bored and a friend requested help trolling her.

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: facebook trolling
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2012, 10:40:57 PM »
And if this friend asked you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?  (Mom Mode)
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Re: facebook trolling
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2012, 11:20:18 PM »
And if this friend asked you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?  (Mom Mode)

depends on how high the bridge is. i have jumped off bridges because friends asked before, into the watter. of course the bridge was only about 2 and a half stories and the watter was pretty deep

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: facebook trolling
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2012, 09:41:58 AM »
And if this friend asked you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?  (Mom Mode)

depends on how high the bridge is. i have jumped off bridges because friends asked before, into the watter. of course the bridge was only about 2 and a half stories and the watter was pretty deep

If your friend asked you to stick your weenie in a light socket, would you do it? :autism:
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Re: facebook trolling
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2012, 10:12:34 AM »
did your friend give you a valid reason,  for being mean to this
girl?  maybe she was really nice? :orly:
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Re: facebook trolling
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2012, 11:39:57 AM »
Don't listen to these women, zippo. The internet is a dog eat dog place. However, you could have been a little more annoying during your trollscapade.

I suggest using a black identity.
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Re: facebook trolling
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2012, 03:32:45 PM »
Don't listen to these women, zippo. The internet is a dog eat dog place. However, you could have been a little more annoying during your trollscapade.

I suggest using a black identity.

fo real? y u do dat?
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Re: facebook trolling
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2012, 04:38:13 AM »
Don't listen to these women, zippo. The internet is a dog eat dog place. However, you could have been a little more annoying during your trollscapade.

I suggest using a black identity.

fo real? y u do dat?

you know, you should do a whole stand-up routine (spontaneously! fuck written routines!) where you do imitations of blacks, and other ethnicities and subcultures!

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Re: facebook trolling
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2012, 04:23:01 PM »
Don't listen to these women, zippo. The internet is a dog eat dog place. However, you could have been a little more annoying during your trollscapade.

I suggest using a black identity.

fo real? y u do dat?

you know, you should do a whole stand-up routine (spontaneously! fuck written routines!) where you do imitations of blacks, and other ethnicities and subcultures!

Why?
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Re: facebook trolling
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2012, 10:41:46 PM »
did your friend give you a valid reason,  for being mean to this
girl?  maybe she was really nice? :orly:

no. i used to be a pretty big troll... i guess you know what they say, old habits die hard.

i dont troll much anymore but sometimes its nice to just be a fucking ass.

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: facebook trolling
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2012, 11:53:14 AM »
Don't listen to these women, zippo. The internet is a dog eat dog place. However, you could have been a little more annoying during your trollscapade.

I suggest using a black identity.

fo real? y u do dat?

you know, you should do a whole stand-up routine (spontaneously! fuck written routines!) where you do imitations of blacks, and other ethnicities and subcultures!

Shutup you nigger.  :zoinks:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"