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make up the next sentence to this story
« on: June 24, 2012, 03:54:32 PM »
A bit like 'add three words' but with more words! :zoinks:

that three word limit always stumps me :tard:

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Once upon a time, not so long ago, in a village near you, there lived a very wicked, lonely
old lady.
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Re: make up the next sentence to this story
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2012, 03:58:40 PM »
She was so wicked that she would post pics of other womens boobs, but never her own.
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Re: make up the next sentence to this story
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2012, 04:01:27 PM »
She did post her own, alas it was never truly appreciated, so she scoured the internet but soon discovered a site she could play bingo.
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Re: make up the next sentence to this story
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2012, 05:55:06 PM »
Bingo filled her days and nights but it was not enough to cure her of her loneliness.
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Re: make up the next sentence to this story
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2012, 05:57:18 PM »
So this very wicked, lonely old lady decided to travel the world, seeing what adventures she could stumble on to and embrace life to it's fullest.
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2012, 06:01:47 PM »
She had no idea where she wanted to go, as she had never left her little town before, she was excited and terrified about the adventure that lay ahead.
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2012, 06:12:12 PM »
Momentarily, she had a new lust for life when she discovered 'shoplifting' got her adrenalin going...until, one fateful day, she felt the long arm of the law on her shoulder and heard those infamous words  "you're nicked"   -  but wait .... that voice was familiar! and she looked up into the eyes of her first husband Blowtorch-Bob.
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Re: make up the next sentence to this story
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2012, 06:17:07 PM »
" Hi Bob." she said "Is that your flashlight I feel pressed up against my ass, or are you just happy to see me?"
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2012, 06:27:35 PM »
"It is my truncheon actually madam..." he gruffly replied before he realised just who it was he was roughly frisking,  then it all came flooding back to him..it was his first love Gladys.
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2012, 02:46:38 PM »
'Gladys Dimplechin!' 'Is it really you?' 'I haven't seen you for.. um, what is it.. 38 years, I reckon.' 'Why, why-ee.. ', his voice squeaked as he remembered how heartbroke he felt that long ago.. 'Why-ee did you leave me all of a sudden, back then, Gladys?'
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2012, 02:57:38 PM »
"I needed to find myself"   she fell to his knees  "but it was a mistake" she continued "I should have stayed"  She sobbed, and sobbed, for what seemed like an eternity.

"Get up, Glady's"  Bob said but just as he was about to tell her how he felt they heard a very loud gunshot....
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2012, 04:36:54 PM »
Jesus, he.. who never visited Parimaribo, christ, Bob thought.. What the føck was that? Yes..       Yes, and all this, whilst noticing his trousers were all wet around the knee area at the same time. Ambiguous.

They both, after previous, looked in the direction where the loud, yet brief, noise came from and..
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2012, 04:44:22 PM »
out of the shadows a dark, lone figure emerged.  He was armed with a sawn off shotgun, and as he drew closer,  Gladys and Bob gasped.  Gladys almost fainted.

It was Albert.  Their old milkman.  He was the old bugger Gladys had run off with all those years ago..
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Re: make up the next sentence to this story
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2012, 04:51:10 PM »
That fateful day, when Bob lost his wife Gladys, and his lover Albert, was one of the darkest days in Bobs eventful life.
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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2012, 05:05:10 PM »
Albert didnt seem to care which one he killed, " I detest you both"  he yelled.
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