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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #810 on: January 22, 2016, 05:08:27 AM »
Do not order the sirloin steak at the Giraffe, Heathrow Terminal 5.

  What have you got against giraffes?  :qv:  I'm sure they can cook as well as you or I!

It would explain a lot if that meal had been prepared by one.

  Exactly!  The giraffe's head is way up THERE and the grill is way down THERE, so ...  :laugh:
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #811 on: January 22, 2016, 11:11:32 AM »
Do not order the sirloin steak at the Giraffe, Heathrow Terminal 5.

  What have you got against giraffes?  :qv:  I'm sure they can cook as well as you or I!

It would explain a lot if that meal had been prepared by one.

  Exactly!  The giraffe's head is way up THERE and the grill is way down THERE, so ...  :laugh:

Although "prepared" is a bit of an overstatement.
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #812 on: January 23, 2016, 04:48:23 AM »
  :qv:  Giraffes don't have opposable thumbs.  :M :P
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #813 on: January 24, 2016, 11:54:00 AM »
That will surely prove to be useful. :zoinks:
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #814 on: January 28, 2016, 06:57:16 AM »
That will surely prove to be useful. :zoinks:

  Well, if a giraffe ever pulls a gun on you, now you'll know he's bluffing.  :M :P
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #815 on: January 28, 2016, 09:07:59 AM »
Cats get hungry at least once a day.
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #816 on: January 29, 2016, 01:13:45 AM »
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #817 on: February 04, 2016, 06:30:14 AM »
  Oily hair can become dry as menopause approaches!  :witch:
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #818 on: February 05, 2016, 09:52:21 PM »
Skin too? I am nearly 39 and still have oily skin and hair.
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #819 on: February 06, 2016, 06:11:17 AM »
Skin too? I am nearly 39 and still have oily skin and hair.

Skin too. Not evenly, but age does get the skin dryer.

Not menopausal yet, but my skin finally is dry, my hands I need to rub with cream, to make them stand out from sandpaper. That's a massive difference compared with years ago.

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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #820 on: February 06, 2016, 12:48:51 PM »
I found that my nails got dryer after 60.  I put heavy duty hand cream daily on the finger and toe nails.
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #821 on: February 07, 2016, 10:18:40 AM »
  I still have the dreaded oily T-zone on my face.  Nails have always been hopeless because
  of all the handwashing I do, all the immersion in water.  My nails are brittle and I keep them
   very very short!  Nails are nothing but dirt traps!  They must not be allowed to grow!  :arrr:
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #822 on: February 08, 2016, 09:56:02 AM »
I learned about the existence of a dreaded oily T zone, reading this thread. I never feared it while I may have had it. If I ever had it, I outgrew it.
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #823 on: February 08, 2016, 10:01:46 AM »
I learned about the existence of a dreaded oily T zone, reading this thread. I never feared it while I may have had it. If I ever had it, I outgrew it.

  I don't dread it anymore.  It is what it is.  :meditate:
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #824 on: February 15, 2016, 06:33:05 AM »
  Metopic suture in adults isn't exactly rare, but we're in the minority.

  I've read 10-12% as an estimate.  I knew I was outside the box.  :trollskull:
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