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Don't hug me, I'm scared
« on: April 17, 2012, 03:32:02 PM »


Fucking love this.

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Re: Don't hug me, I'm scared
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2012, 03:42:47 PM »
tase me, im polish.

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Don't hug me, I'm scared
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2012, 03:46:51 PM »
 :dunno:

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Re: Don't hug me, I'm scared
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2012, 03:54:43 PM »
:dunno:

its a bad joke from the death by tasering of a polish man in a canadian airport. his name was robert something. canadian cops tased him with no translator present over ten times and he died. the cops than refused to take the handcuffs off to allow the paramedics to attempt to revive him

someone cought it on home video and it turned out he was saying "its okay its okay" or something along those lines before he was tased.

the cops didnt wait 30 seconds after making contact before killing the poor bastard

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Don't hug me, I'm scared
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2012, 03:57:49 PM »
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I dont think anyone can hug hubert. why? impossible to wrap your arms around him
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Re: Don't hug me, I'm scared
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2012, 03:58:07 PM »
So it wasn't at all related to anything?

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Re: Don't hug me, I'm scared
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2012, 03:58:26 PM »
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I dont think anyone can hug hubert. why? impossible to wrap your arms around him

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Re: Don't hug me, I'm scared
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2012, 03:59:18 PM »
So it wasn't at all related to anything?

 Parallel structure.  Don't hug me, I'm scared -----> (Don't) tase me, I'm Polish.  :nerdy:
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Re: Don't hug me, I'm scared
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2012, 04:01:47 PM »
So it wasn't at all related to anything?

the topic was "dont hug me, im scared" which is simaler to the TEE-shits that say "kiss me, im irish" which remided me of the bad joke that i posted which goes along the lines of "tase me im polish"

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Don't hug me, I'm scared
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2012, 06:39:52 PM »
Green is not a creative color  :lol1:
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Re: Don't hug me, I'm scared
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2012, 07:13:33 PM »
Green is not a creative color  :lol1:

  Especially considering that green is not a primary color, but must be mixed!  :nerdy:
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Re: Don't hug me, I'm scared
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2012, 07:26:28 PM »
Green is not a creative color  :lol1:

  Especially considering that green is not a primary color, but must be mixed!  :nerdy:

We must have no mixing of the colors :hitler:
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Re: Don't hug me, I'm scared
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2012, 07:29:21 PM »
Green is not a creative color  :lol1:

  Especially considering that green is not a primary color, but must be mixed!  :nerdy:

We must have no mixing of the colors :hitler:

 Now don't be like that!  We are all one big family, the family of man!   :kumbaya:
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Re: Don't hug me, I'm scared
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2018, 02:44:32 PM »
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I dont think anyone can hug hubert. why? impossible to wrap your arms around him

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Re: Don't hug me, I'm scared
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2018, 11:36:17 PM »
Is that anal leaving still here again? or has that liar...ahem...lawyer, actually finally dropped off the chocolate starfish, into the bowl....have we flushed him down into the sewers where it belongs with it's fellow floaters in a river of liquescent putrefying faecal matter with diarrhea-slicks in various states of maggot-infested decay here and there (and where MLAnus fellator is, everywhere, of course)

Have we FINALLY flushed that wannabe autistic piece 'o' wig-headed creme de la penile termination? oui? or do we need to wee on him too, for the answer to be 'oui'?
Beyond the pale. Way, way beyond the pale.

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