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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2012, 06:55:55 AM »
"Kindness Will Rule The World" by Sir Les
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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2012, 07:58:49 AM »
"I'd like to teach the world to sing"  by Intensity Squared
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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2012, 11:26:56 AM »
:green:  right now it would be  'how to raise dogs and urchin's and preventing urchin's from using the new found button to wind mummy up which is the word FUCK' >:D

If my daughter had learned that word when she was the urchin's age, she would have said it a million times, so I was careful not to let her hear it.  I don't know how I would have dealt with it at that age.  Now, she feels like I lied to her by not teaching her what the curse words are, so I have been letting her hear a few.  So far, she hasn't repeated them.

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Which ones are the few you've let her hear?

The first one, which was accidental because I didn't realize it would be in the movie, was the word ass in Meet the Fockers.  Ben Stiller's character slipped and said the word ass in front of his infant nephew and then the baby repeated it.  Stiller generated lots of laughs trying to get the baby not to say it. 

I knew I couldn't make her unhear the word, so I decided to use it as a test case.  I explained to her that ass used in that way is a curse word.  Adults know words like this but mature adults don't repeat them, especially not in front of children, because they might hurt someone's feelings.  I gave her appropriate words to use for that part of the anatomy instead as well as the appropriate usage of the word ass to mean a donkey.

She promised not to repeat it and she hasn't.

Later, she wanted to watch The King's Speech with us.  I knew that it had some curse words in it although I didn't realize how many since I hadn't seen it myself yet and I was a little nervous.  She pointed out that she hadn't used the curse word we had talked about.  So I told her that if she promised not to use the curse words, then she could see the movie with us.  So she heard all those curse words and hasn't used any of them, so far.  I didn't elaborate on every single curse word in the movie the way I did for ass, but just said that the speech therapist realized that the King didn't stutter when he used curse words, so that's why he had him say them.

Bodaccea, I found this website which might help you with the urchin:

http://childdevelopmentinfo.com/parenting/kids-swearing-cursing.shtml

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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2012, 12:14:20 PM »
He has picked up the word 'fuck'  from school.   We had a meeting about it.   A few of the boys have been going around saying it.  The thing is,  these boys are not on the spectrum like the urchin and have quickly learned that when they get told off by the teacher, they stop using it.  The urchin,  being an urchin,  shouts it, sings it, and repeats it over and over.  The thing is,  whoever taught him the word didn't use the right context or whatever and he says  'fucking else'  :tard:   and i think he means to say  'fucking hell'.

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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2012, 12:19:37 PM »
^  That picture was posted to warn unsuspecting members of the public!  If you find yourself in the company of this reprobate -  Alert the Authorities!

Awww,  i loves him really.  My little Harry Potter.
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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2012, 12:39:36 PM »
"Moral Absolutes - How I found God" by Bodie :zoinks:
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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2012, 02:01:02 PM »
"Moral Absolutes - How I found God" by Bodie :zoinks:
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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2012, 03:22:54 PM »
Your Guide to Successful Relationships - by Pig
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2012, 03:36:12 PM »
 A Soft Answer Turneth Away Wrath: Bible-Centered Relationships by PPK.  :angel:
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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2012, 03:40:39 PM »
 Throw That Old Junk Away!  Minimalist Home Decor by Parts.  :toporly:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2012, 03:43:06 PM »
Appropriate Laughing Out Loud

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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2012, 04:00:23 PM »
There is a trilogy out,  by pig

called
'how to make sure you sleep with that special someone'
part one is out now titled 'rohipnol'

i believe 'ether'  and 'chloroform'  will follow shortly.
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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2012, 05:24:47 PM »
How to Raise a Child by Richard
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Son by Hubert
Waiter, There's an Amphibian in My Soup by Peter
How I Overcome My Shoe Fetish by Couldbecousin
Who Took My Jag? by Odeon
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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2012, 11:51:15 PM »
Posting Zen, by Meadow
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Re: Books I've Never Read
« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2012, 11:52:20 PM »
Advanced Nutrition for Kids, by Richard  :tard:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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