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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1305 on: April 29, 2022, 06:30:26 AM »
Users, it was planned out for you, FFS!
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1306 on: April 29, 2022, 11:30:05 AM »
Not a laugh, but certainly a smile. Offering her athletic tits to her next climb.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1307 on: April 29, 2022, 12:35:43 PM »
:facepalm:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1308 on: April 29, 2022, 07:06:57 PM »
What is it with these climbers and all those empty keychains they carry??
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1309 on: April 29, 2022, 10:30:50 PM »
In the word  "SCENT,"  which is silent, the "S?"......   or the  "C?"

 :zombiefuck:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1310 on: April 29, 2022, 10:36:11 PM »
 :facepalm2:

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1311 on: April 29, 2022, 11:58:42 PM »
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1312 on: April 30, 2022, 12:10:27 AM »

When you feel that you have the most useless job in the world, just remember there are teams of people working in a BMW factory in charge of installing turn signals which will never be used.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1313 on: April 30, 2022, 07:28:20 AM »
 :green:

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurriedly, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman pulls the boy's pants down, turns him around, bends him over, reaches between his legs, and carefully takes hold of his testicles, and starts to squeeze them, gently at first and then ever more firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her profusely, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," she says, "Divorce attorney."
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1314 on: April 30, 2022, 12:18:41 PM »
In the word  "SCENT,"  which is silent, the "S?"......   or the  "C?"

 :zombiefuck:

The 'C'. It's an actual rule.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1315 on: April 30, 2022, 12:22:09 PM »

When you feel that you have the most useless job in the world, just remember there are teams of people working in a BMW factory in charge of installing turn signals which will never be used.
 :nerdy:

QFT

I was wondering just today wtf is wrong with them. They'll tailgate you even though you have cars right in front of you and expect you to give way. They'll switch lanes without warning, sometimes cutting it so close that you're lucky to be around to complain about it.

Cunts, the lot of them.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1316 on: April 30, 2022, 02:17:25 PM »
In the word  "SCENT,"  which is silent, the "S?"......   or the  "C?"

 :zombiefuck:

The 'C'. It's an actual rule.

I know, I just thought for those who still wonder, it might be funny and/or influence them to ask again.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1317 on: April 30, 2022, 02:28:14 PM »

When you feel that you have the most useless job in the world, just remember there are teams of people working in a BMW factory in charge of installing turn signals which will never be used.
 :nerdy:

QFT

I was wondering just today wtf is wrong with them. They'll tailgate you even though you have cars right in front of you and expect you to give way. They'll switch lanes without warning, sometimes cutting it so close that you're lucky to be around to complain about it.

Cunts, the lot of them.

It seems to be a kind of wiggly truth. I might include those Land Rover drivers as well.

Many drivers, and not just Beamers, consider the use of a turn signal to be along the lines of giving up  Important, Classified Security Information to the enemy, while driving.

They have no idea how close they come to death sometimes with the distracting cellphones in everyone's hands. Most modern cars have a hands free function, but you still see them jacking with the things, constantly. So they have a nice place to hold it for them while they're driving. I only ask that not make too big of a mess when they ...

And I thought messing with the radio was dangerous in my start-up days.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1318 on: April 30, 2022, 02:30:28 PM »
We were supposed to smile at some of this.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1319 on: April 30, 2022, 08:43:22 PM »
 :clap:
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.