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Quote from: DirtDawg on April 27, 2015, 04:52:32 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 27, 2015, 04:11:09 PMSomething heinous that could have happened to you? Plastic surgery? Glad you got out so well. Hope your sense of smell hasn't suffered from this fall.Not sure why you would mention my sense of smell. I am fairly sure that that part of me is neurological. Just feeling pain in knowing what scents are left behind is just because of the injury.Pretty sure all the rest of me is still OK and my face will be back to normal scary very soon.As far as plastic surgery, it would not work. Any one who knows me also knows that I have no alterations, no tats, no piercings, no nothing. It is just me as I was born. All I have ever done to alter my body's natural state is cut my nails and my hair.Well OK! NOw I am busted!! I occasionally use a skin conditioner.I mentioned the sense of smell because my grandmother lost hers completely after a fall, it never came back.
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 27, 2015, 04:11:09 PMSomething heinous that could have happened to you? Plastic surgery? Glad you got out so well. Hope your sense of smell hasn't suffered from this fall.Not sure why you would mention my sense of smell. I am fairly sure that that part of me is neurological. Just feeling pain in knowing what scents are left behind is just because of the injury.Pretty sure all the rest of me is still OK and my face will be back to normal scary very soon.As far as plastic surgery, it would not work. Any one who knows me also knows that I have no alterations, no tats, no piercings, no nothing. It is just me as I was born. All I have ever done to alter my body's natural state is cut my nails and my hair.Well OK! NOw I am busted!! I occasionally use a skin conditioner.
Something heinous that could have happened to you? Plastic surgery? Glad you got out so well. Hope your sense of smell hasn't suffered from this fall.
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 27, 2015, 05:18:23 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on April 27, 2015, 04:52:32 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 27, 2015, 04:11:09 PMSomething heinous that could have happened to you? Plastic surgery? Glad you got out so well. Hope your sense of smell hasn't suffered from this fall.Not sure why you would mention my sense of smell. I am fairly sure that that part of me is neurological. Just feeling pain in knowing what scents are left behind is just because of the injury.Pretty sure all the rest of me is still OK and my face will be back to normal scary very soon.As far as plastic surgery, it would not work. Any one who knows me also knows that I have no alterations, no tats, no piercings, no nothing. It is just me as I was born. All I have ever done to alter my body's natural state is cut my nails and my hair.Well OK! NOw I am busted!! I occasionally use a skin conditioner.I mentioned the sense of smell because my grandmother lost hers completely after a fall, it never came back.Sounds to me as if she had suffered a far more serious injury than mine.I just bumped my head and have a mild concussion; nothing broken.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: DirtDawg on April 28, 2015, 10:00:10 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 27, 2015, 05:18:23 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on April 27, 2015, 04:52:32 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 27, 2015, 04:11:09 PMSomething heinous that could have happened to you? Plastic surgery? Glad you got out so well. Hope your sense of smell hasn't suffered from this fall.Not sure why you would mention my sense of smell. I am fairly sure that that part of me is neurological. Just feeling pain in knowing what scents are left behind is just because of the injury.Pretty sure all the rest of me is still OK and my face will be back to normal scary very soon.As far as plastic surgery, it would not work. Any one who knows me also knows that I have no alterations, no tats, no piercings, no nothing. It is just me as I was born. All I have ever done to alter my body's natural state is cut my nails and my hair.Well OK! NOw I am busted!! I occasionally use a skin conditioner.I mentioned the sense of smell because my grandmother lost hers completely after a fall, it never came back.Sounds to me as if she had suffered a far more serious injury than mine.I just bumped my head and have a mild concussion; nothing broken.She had no concussion, but the impact was more on the nose, if I remember the bruises well. (was the day before her 40 year anniversary, and the whole family gathered to celebrate and get a family picture.)She fell with her bike and hit the pavement. Her hip got spared. That luck she did have.Take it easy with your concussion. It does need some proper healing.
Anyway, help me come up with a great story to "explain" how I look this way.
I am a really fast healer.While my right eye was swollen shut about twelve hours after that original pic, I am now feeling very little pain. Still some swelling and a huge amount of pain when I bend down; feels like my entire brain is going to begin dripping out of my eyes.Just need to keep my head up and generally soaked with a witch hazel balm, which I have growing in my back yard.
Quote from: DirtDawg on April 27, 2015, 04:04:56 PMAnyway, help me come up with a great story to "explain" how I look this way."I was planning on a boob job but there was a mix-up.""You should see the other guy.""A little shaving accident.""I'm researching fans."
Quote from: odeon on April 29, 2015, 11:22:28 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on April 27, 2015, 04:04:56 PMAnyway, help me come up with a great story to "explain" how I look this way."I was planning on a boob job but there was a mix-up.""You should see the other guy.""A little shaving accident.""I'm researching fans.""Was playing air baseball with a friend and he is quite good!"
Quote from: DirtDawg on April 30, 2015, 03:50:10 PMQuote from: odeon on April 29, 2015, 11:22:28 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on April 27, 2015, 04:04:56 PMAnyway, help me come up with a great story to "explain" how I look this way."I was planning on a boob job but there was a mix-up.""You should see the other guy.""A little shaving accident.""I'm researching fans.""Was playing air baseball with a friend and he is quite good!" Never do oral on a ticklish woman.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 30, 2015, 04:37:54 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on April 30, 2015, 03:50:10 PMQuote from: odeon on April 29, 2015, 11:22:28 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on April 27, 2015, 04:04:56 PMAnyway, help me come up with a great story to "explain" how I look this way."I was planning on a boob job but there was a mix-up.""You should see the other guy.""A little shaving accident.""I'm researching fans.""Was playing air baseball with a friend and he is quite good!" Never do oral on a ticklish woman."I'm into body art.""Look in the mirror before criticising others."